When they start referring to you as the “<insert your job title> expert” Maybe add that to your resume

I want this on a t-shirt

I wonder what would have happened had I not snatched my hand away

https://t.co/mKH0v2dLz0

I mean sheesh. I’d be tied up by the time the video comes through.

Looking to replace these super slow wireless @google Home devices.

The Bob Newhart show used to have my 8 year old self straight trippin RIP

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wonder if I can pull off barrel jeans

Me (and clearly Fran) when Dustin said “In the tub, Fran”—@FriendZonePod

“Why yall don’t like Kathy Bates?” — Dustin @FriendZonePod

The market is on one today 😍🥰

I see my life being super different by this time next year.

“Soft kisses on some fat lips”

I am not trendy I love that for me

My mom sends me a video of her laughing at something about 1-2 times a week. Sometimes she’ll throw in a video of my daddy laughing too. I got this goofiness honest.

Love Cowboy Carter

I made a lot of permanent decisions at such a young age

9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

Glossary of Wypipo Terms and Their Meanings Thug = n*gger Inner City = n*gger Law and order = n*gger Welfare queen = n*gger You people = n*gger Personal responsibility = n*gger Handouts = n*gger Socialism = n*gger Marxist = n*gger Affirmative action = n*gger Chicago = n*gger