Julie Barnett
@Juliedoolie1
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Welsh writer. British Theatre Challenge Winner đ„ Winner of Pint Sized Plays đ„First Prize Crazy Cats Theatre Halloween Competition đ»Comedy Crowd Top Talent
Wales, UK
Joined February 2012
Wow! ANTISOCIAL MEDIA won the British Theatre Challenge! I am giddy and gobsmacked! đ± Congratulations to the other winners! @SkyBlueTheatre #playwriting #britishtheatrechallenge
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CommuterLit Oct. 21 - 25: Halloween Week Contest Entry Deadline End of Today -
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Short fiction and poetry on the go to read on your public transit commute to work.
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Why doesnât Father Christmas need a DBS check? Because of Santaâs Clause. #GoldCrackers
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What happened at the UK Annual Toe Wrestling Christmas Dinner? Muscle-Toe and Whine. (Alternate version) #GoldCrackers
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What did the UK 2024 Toe Wrestling Champions get each other for Christmas? Muscle-Toe and Whine. #GoldCrackers
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Why is Rishi Sundak like an old Christmas jumper? They are both beginning to unravel. #GoldCrackers
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Have you heard that Heinz have released Pigs in Blankets Baked Beans ready for Christmas? Donât expect a silent night. #GoldCrackers
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Have you heard that Heinz have released Pigs in Blankets Baked Beans ready for Christmas? A tasty, festive snack but they cannot guarantee a silent night. #GoldCrackers
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#GoldCrackers Have you heard that Chat GPT has written this yearâs Christmas number one? Itâs got great algo-rhythm.
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#GoldCrackers What does Raygun have in common with a Christmas turkey? Theyâve both been roasted to within an inch of their lives.
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Why did Santa win the relay race in the 2024 Olympics? Because heâs had plenty of practice in Lap-Land. (Revised slightly) #GoldCrackers
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Have you seen the Northern Lights in the UK yet? Brenda from Bognor was mesmerised and bewitched, sheâs definitely going to visit Blackpool Pleasure Beach again next year. (Edited slightly) #GoldCrackers
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Have you seen the Northern Lights in the UK yet? Brenda from Bognor was mesmerised and bewitched, sheâs definitely going to visit Blackpool Pleasure Beach next year. #GoldCrackers
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Why did Santa win the relay race in the 2024 Olympics? Heâd had plenty of practice in Lap-Land. #GoldCrackers
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The Royal Mint has announced that they have hidden a gold Snowman 50p in Christmas calendars - You know what they say about yellow snow but URINE with a good chance of winning⊠#GoldCrackers
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Why did Noel Gallagher push in front of Noel Fielding in the queue to see Santa? He wanted to be the first Noel. #Goldcrackers
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What did Kier Starmer say to the Three Wise Men at the annual budget meeting? âPlease Sir, can I have some myrrh?â #GoldCrackers
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What does Joe Biden and a Christmas ham have in common? They are both glazed over. #GoldCrackers
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Why did Noel Gallagher wake up before Liam on Christmas morning? He wanted to be the first Noel. #GoldCrackers
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#goldcrackers Why has the House of Commons cancelled this yearâs Nativity? They couldnât find three wise men.
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