Did I mention I have kittens now?

I muted myself to peer under the desk and let the kittens know they were being extremely problematic. Sammy climbed out of my purse, O'Malley nibbled on my calf, and then they took the scrap of noisy plastic into the hallway to play with. Out here solving problems like adults.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Spending almost all day in meetings gives me plenty of time to mute myself while I pull out the “beauty” device I bought during a late-night bout of retail therapy that lets me electrocute my face.

It’s already a “Cheetos are a breakfast food” kind of day.

My pantry has skipped over scary season and jumped straight to stocking season. Purchased in bulk at Costco. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Prost! 🍻

Sweaters. Coats. Boots. It’s my time to shine.

“I promise not to try and get in-school suspension just to hang out with my friends.”

Hoping my water bottle had some adventures during its week in the lost and found at Sail Sand Point.

I was on a boat! A couple, actually.

80s night at Madame Lou’s. Leaning into the assignment. Leg warmers were involved.

It’s one thing for Spotify to recommend the “bummer summer” playlist, but… I didn’t have to start *listening* to it. 😭.

RT @KIRO7Seattle: The fire is along the Interstate 5 Mercer Street ramp.

I have another Bluesky invite to give away! Goes to the highest bidder! And by "highest bidder" I mean the first person I know who asks for it, no charge!.

According to “live” tracking, the child’s plane did a little off-roading before takeoff. But! He’s made it safely back to Denver, and my house feels a bit empty.

RT @KelMarie1990: Larry the Cucumber did not go to therapy 25 years ago so you could ignore your mental health today. .

Spotify knows just when to choose violence when I set my playlists to shuffle.

I keep leaving the house.

Bluesky invite, anyone? Still has to be someone I actually know.

Me: “That morning run was invigorating! Time to start the day!”.Also me: *crawls back into bed and sleeps for another hour*