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@JuanMVP

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Dad, Vet, Engineering Student ⭐️ Memes, Reactions, Satire, I am here for all of it!

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This is how Joe Biden honors the 80th Anniversary of the D-Day landings.
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@SStricklandMMA This is the most coherent argument reasonable people are going to ignore.
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@MrAndyNgo Look at the amount of traffic backed up. Idle cars, emitting CO2 into the atmosphere with no use. This cancels any good intent from the environmental activists.
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@Partisangirl I’m glad you cleared it up for everyone! That makes it okay to be killed, okay! 👍🏼 thanks a lot! Phew I know we can rely on you!
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@DylanMAllman All you need to hear in this post is “I never got deployed, thankfully” That’s all we needed to know, thanks. Stayed CONUS, doing nothing. Got it. Thank you for burning your uniform, your name never belonged in it.
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@DonutOperator Here is the full video: According to a forensic expert that went over the event, the vehicle was driving at 124mph and the passengers experienced upper torso amputation. He was 24 and she was 27. Rules and regulations if the road are set as a standard…
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This is why being a police officer can be such a devastating career, our LOE force needs our support. This cop did what he could no doubt about it.
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@krassenstein Funny how he stood up against the migrants coming to New York and all of a sudden the FBI gets involved. Of course the left won’t say anything against the FBI.
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@Travis_in_Flint They constantly pressured those who didn’t get it with all kinds of nasty tactics, from administrative remarks, to threats of being kicked out and ruining their career, I’m glad some stuck to their guns.
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@krassenstein No matter how much you try to paint him in a good look, he completely blew it tonight.
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@ShuForCongress Yeah well good for you, I was born in Mexico and I will never stand with the Cartel 🫠
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@TheAKGuy Is it safe to say: “Let’s Go Brandon!”?
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@EndWokeness The movie also didn’t include any Pokémon characters. Wasn’t inclusive enough.
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@Partisangirl I hope the audience catches the sarcasm.
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6 months
@elonmusk The best message right here:
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@EdKrassen @elonmusk Whether is an internal interference or not, it does show one thing, the largest search engine is biased. The majority of the AI models are designed to work with their existing databases. Their central data is skewed and biased, or as you said: racist.
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@jack Says the guy who was passing out shirts with the words “woke” on them.
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8 months
This is why being a police officer can be such a devastating career, our LOE force needs our support. This cop did what he could no doubt about it.
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@SStricklandMMA Weren’t your parents waiving Nazi flags in Norco?
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1 year
@TizzyEnt @thevivafrei Now you are threatening yet another person for making a comment by trying to dox them in your upcoming video, I followed you, I liked your initial content, but I cannot bear the fact that you are also engaging on illegal activity by doxing peoples identities online without…
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@bitcoin1zation You my friend deserve this.
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@ChayaRaichik10 @Penn Send them home, revoke their visas, expel them from Campus.
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@EndWokeness This would have been a way better film 🎥
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@EdKrassen Unauthorized immigrant population as of 2022 was 11.39 million in the U.S. Add a year of Biden’s open border policies. That’s about 2.5 million people as of August 2023, that totals: 14 million and we are still having migrants cross by the thousands! Don’t pick and choose
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@RyanGarcia Yeah that’s cap. Where’s the date?
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6 months
@harryjsisson China left a voicemail: "Your Check is on the way Harry"
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@SStricklandMMA Some "Mexicans" are way more American than some Americans.
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@Timcast This was a marketing move for her.
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@harryjsisson @GavinNewsom You got some 💩 on your nose Harry.
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@bennyjohnson I wish they protested this hard against inflation and political corruption.
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6 months
@libsoftiktok So basically we should trust a stranger more over a parent. That is a NO from me.
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1 year
@CollinRugg Target said we are the victims: double down ! Stop shopping at Target!
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@lopezdoriga @EugenioDerbez Pero ni vive en México lol
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@libsoftiktok Men don’t tap their chest when they speak… ever.
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@_johnnymaga @GavinNewsom Much better! The contrast of reality and fiction is clear.
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@Jason @X Heck of a comparison to make there Alex. Seems like you are finally coming to your senses after 3 days of pure ranting over Alex Jones. I’m here to tell you, everything is gonna be ok bud.
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@EndWokeness Unpopular opinion: I hate to say this but I would have never been there if I had a 6 year old.
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@hodgetwins Hollywood woke-tivism, no 7 year old ever said that. 😂
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@krassenstein Decorum is important, but politicians should have the freedom to express discontent if the president is lying to the American people during his SOTU address.
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@MattWalshBlog There shouldn’t have to be a trade off, he should be confined and away, and she should be alive and safe. I don’t see how anyone could argue otherwise, that would have literally been the best outcome for both individuals.
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@EndWokeness @elonmusk Because it makes money.
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@1nefew 1. He was a Latino. 2.Funny how he reacted versus how you would probably react. He literally took it like a champ, even agreed, and went about his business. I think he taught you all a lesson on how to behave.
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@TizzyEnt Wait a minute… let’s get the facts straight. They docked the bike at 7:19. She asked if she could use it. The video starts at 7:24pm His ride starts at 7:25 pm So how was it still under his possession between 7:19 and 7:25? He rode it only to drive the bike 30 minutes to
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@EdKrassen Are you claiming that Mexico is unable to care for immigrants and therefore is inhumane? Are we calling Mexico inept and inadequate to help the population of other countries? Why does Mexico not keep some of the migrants coming to the U.S.? How is that inhumane? I would
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@DrLoupis Are you a hypocrite?
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@DonutOperator It says LOL, pretty disgusting stuff.
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@stephenehorn @AndrewSolender No flag other than the American 🇺🇸 flag should be anywhere near any federal building. Prove me wrong.
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@AriDrennen You forgot to add when he said “my heart goes out to them” try again.
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@Travis_in_Flint He should definitely be prosecuted.
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@visegrad24 Fake news this is the real one ☝🏼
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1 year
@TizzyEnt You are making a career for yourself doxing people and pushing the lefts ideology. Get out of here.
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4 months
@AriDrennen Last time I checked SB-14 made it illegal to transition minors in Texas. No kid should be transitioned and if you want to transition your kids you should be put in jail.
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@Jason You would cry Jason.
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@RobertKennedyJr I bet this is gonna have more views than Biden’s State of The Union.
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@benshapiro Fundamental element: Would I want a world ran by Hamas or Israel? I think I’ll stick with Israel.
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@CensoredMen John Paul II could run circles around him.
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@jakeshieldsajj For people who claim to want to help other people, she didn’t help at all during the whole situation.
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3 months
@MattWalshBlog So you protected your job.
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@EdKrassen A rich actor is the worst example of “the people”.
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6 months
@DonutOperator Both of these cops are trash, you got a baton, a taser, pepper spray and a gun, and he unloaded on a girl who clearly looked intoxicated while the other useless female cop just stood by idly? A kick in the chest would have sufficed if he was that scared.
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@ClownWorld_ Sometimes I feel bleh, cause I didn’t have caffeine, does that make me transgender?
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@Alphafox78 Brah, her tab was like $100 at that jack in the box, guaranteed.
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@WallStreetSilv I made this one lol
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@Timcast They hate logical reasoning. It hurts their feelings.
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@hodgetwins Cook at home Grow at home Move to the country
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@GregAbbott_TX Texas has a right to protect its borders, end of story.
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@AdamKinzinger The only unamerican thing is rooting for foreign nations.
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@krassenstein You don’t believe in divine revelation? Aren’t Jews collecting cows and building a third temple just for the Messiah? Or do you just practice your faith in bits and pieces?
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@ElijahSchaffer Lol same guy
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@JMPresidente23 Con todo Milei!!! 🫶🏼 Eres grande 🇦🇷
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@JoJoFromJerz We have Jesus.
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@LuillyDRR @stillgray que comentario mas ignorante haha
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@mmpadellan I’m sure the signs that say “this is a gun free zone” are helping as well!
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@EdKrassen People will bring up Lira like both aren’t important enough and will also ignore every other American prisoner in Russia just to suit their narrative. Oh wait, they already did.
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@MythinformedMKE I listened to him in hopes that he could pull at least one joke, my facial muscles remained unchanged throughout this whole video.
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@ChayaRaichik10 You forgot to mention she sets her thermostat at 85 degrees.
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@EndWokeness I’ve got you Gen Z
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@LeftismForU If you want a genderless pet play video games. Don’t play with the life of a child who can’t even speak.
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@shoe0nhead This is the equivalent of women watching horror stories and binge watching 90day fiancé.
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@SusanSarandon People in Hollywood’s are the most unqualified to talk about anything
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@TexasLindsay_ ☕️ 🐸
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@RyanShead Imagine being the father of Laken Riley and hearing somebody say their condolences and then add a BUT at the end of their condolences. Wild…
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@lexfridman Will you be willing to travel to other cities outside of Moscow in Russia in order to depict the standard of living of those outside of the capital?
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@RepMattGaetz She chose you already 😏
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@TizzyEnt @thevivafrei If you mean tag without mentioning them in your video that may be a different story, but it sounds to me like you are resorting to use the trolls of the internet yo hunt down these people, that’s dangerous in many levels. Although some may deserve this kind of attention by
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@ClownWorld_ “It was at this moment, Timmy realized… he f****d up…”
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@MikeSiegelTX Make it normal!, supporting terrorist organizations is not in the best interest of the United States! Well done Texas DPS! 👍
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@stillgray 3 grown men and it took a woman to keep him away? Pathetic.
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@Timcast They are trolling, is part of comedy. Plus they got money from it or at the very least free booze. They are not politicians, they are comedians they couldn’t care less about what anyone feels about them drinking bud light.
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@akafacehots I KNEW IT!, NO DOG BECOMES AGGRESSIVE JUST BECAUSE!
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@RyanGarcia Amen 🙏
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@AmericanQF @TizzyEnt I find it hard to believe that a nurse leaving her shift deliberately just decided to grab a bike when there were other available.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Cringe worthy, but at least she wasn’t angry like Joe Biden.
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