Jumanji
@Juacey2
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It's all jokes until you hear paranraran randomly at 6:47pm while you're fighting for the bus... #Rapture2025
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Nigerian-born just gives the same energy as cousin-brother for some reason...
BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian-born lawyer and politician, Owolabi Salis, has become the first Nigerian ๐ณ๐ฌ to travel to space. Salis was one of six passengers on Blue Originโs NS-33 mission, which launched from West Texas on Sunday.
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Dear diary, today I stumbled across the craziest...
"fuck, you are so tight..." I whisper as I do my budget for the month๐๐ญ
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Nobody: Oku: These fools really think I'll drop 100k.
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Oya oya, you have catch me
They say I talk too much. I hope people don't wait till it's too late to cut down and let go of alcohol
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You people really need to teach me how you come up with these things because wow!! ๐๐
@elmsbabyy "The Russians dream about surfaces like your brain, smooth no bumps and folds, ready for ice. A perfect surface for ice skating."
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Lol. Until it's time to win world Cup then all of a sudden, everybody is French
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Your babe carry me for mind, like say I be weavin'
What rhymes with โevenโ? Like โI donโt get mad, I get evenโ
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My theory on this is that some of these states are just psyops so that politicians can steal money because whaddya mean Jalingo is a real place?? Jalingo keh??
There are some states in Nigeria that you rarely see in the news, whether for good or bad reasons. They seem to exist just for the sake of existence. Guess the states ๐
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Episode 1 and already benefit of doubt wan finish me. Let it not be what I'm thinking o #TheMensClub
He drinks and he knows things Dr Louis is coming swift and hard. #TheMensClub dropping on @primevideonaija December 4th.
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Access bank, is it not too late in the year for people to be swearing for you??
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The only reason I know my left and right today is because I remember what hand I used to suck when I was a baby. And they swore it wouldn't help Aunty Oluchi, look at you now...
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Waking up this morning realizing I survived yesterday... Nigeria, well done o! God dey
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Jean obviously. Baby girl was a problem and I was her for iittt! Honorable mention: Storm with that platinum hair and black skin??! Why don't you people do Halloween in this country ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
does anyone have a favorite x-men character who isnโt wolverine ๐ญ
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I'm having a fridge sent from Lagos to the east. Why is my mind telling me the compressor will not follow it and cross Niger bridge. God abeggg๐คฒ
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I named our Rottweiler Cleopatra because she had black eye patches that looked like Kohl. Went out and came back to my mother calling her Rihanna and my father calling her Beyonce. The poor girl too would answer to anything
Lmao. Parents just change the direction of things. I got a mix breed German Shepherd in 2015, I was excited cause I wanted to train her to be fierce and a no nonsense dog, so I named her โBulletโ I had to leave for school so I asked my mum to take care of her and supervise her
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