Jrag.eth
@Jrag0x
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⛓️ Onchain Heckler ⌛ Prev. @Sismo_eth I @Kleros_IO I @ConsenSys
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Joined May 2012
My girlfriend is an expert in Zero Knowledge Proofs because when I see her sulking, I can be 100% sure that I have done something wrong but I won't ever know what.
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If you need some bullish reassurance, just go to a gay bar tonight and ask if you look more like a bottom or a top.
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In my definition, hard money is curdled milk + medium-hard texture + holes. (My portfolio is 100% Emmental cheese)
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I wonder if racism will decrease once we all unite our rage against robots.
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I use Prediction Markets as "Emotional Insurance" by betting AGAINST my favorite team's victory in every big sports tournament. That way I'm always happy about the result.
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The Great Algorithm Works In Mysterious Ways. I will never understand why this simple naive question I wrote about the dotcom bubble became my most popular post ever.
For people who were not kids during the dotcom bubble: Did absolutely everyone went around telling the world that it was a bubble ready to burst at any moment like everyone is doing now for AI?
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I've got a reply bot going crazy in my replies and I have to say, it's more entertaining than when they work correctly.
@Jrag0x gm salami! (11 characters) noiceeeee slashing soon (22 characters) yup option 2 easy (17 characters) perfecto lie again (18 characters) dang salami at it again (23 characters) gm chief option 2 (17 characters) bro salami cooked (17 characters) noiceeeee lie incoming (22
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What's more likely? Slashing hits mainnet in the next 15 days... Or... Salami lied for the 200th time this year...
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Mastercard announced a stablecoin settlement with ADI Foundation. @ADIChain_ is an Ethereum L2 built on @zksync. The press release doesn't mention Ethereum. This keeps happening.
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For people who were not kids during the dotcom bubble: Did absolutely everyone went around telling the world that it was a bubble ready to burst at any moment like everyone is doing now for AI?
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If the current crypto cycle was really 4 years and done, then it'd be the first cycle for me with no relatives asking me how to invest in crypto near the top. Like it skipped the mainstream uncles and aunties mindshare completely.
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If you see me becoming more aggressive in my defense of ETH on the timeline, know that it's just because I'm redirecting a wave of lies and attacks against Ethereum. These usually come in bursts, like this weekend or two weeks ago. I don't enjoy doing it unprovoked.
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The more impressive thing is that he posted this while being dead between two of his heartbeats.
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Let me remind you that the consensus among VCs and analysts just 3 months ago was that stablecoin chains were extremely bearish for Ethereum (but not for their alt-L1 bags).
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Very surprising that they're not launching this on a chain that is more used than the rest of crypto combined, times two to three.
JPMORGAN LAUNCHES FIRST TOKENIZED MONEY MARKET FUND ON ETHEREUM
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POV you touched grass during the weekend and didn't post for 2 days X's engagement algo:
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