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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
8 years
For those of you who don't know Quick, this is all you need to know about him.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
@SanJoseSharks "Two points, that's the point" Re-sign this man now.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
4 years
stop comparing this r*p*st to Joe Thornton .
@brgridiron
B/R Gridiron
4 years
Encouraging words from Ben Roethlisberger 🙏 (via @steelers )
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
21 days
Be for fucking real right now dude, you're guilty of the exact same shit
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@certifiedjared
King Jared
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Facts
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
1 month
See how easy this shit is? Please get a life lol
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@certifiedjared
King Jared
1 month
Multiple tweets consisting of bars Kendrick used in his disses resurface from years ago, almost word for word 🤔🫢 Drake even said “it feel like Twitter ghostwriting your reply”
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
go fuck yourself gallant dumb motherfucker
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
ladies, you have $20 to build the perfect man Funny $50 Smart $30 Honest $60 Attractive $75 Student📚✏️📝😈 $10 Athlete 💦💪🏼🏅🏃🏽 $10
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
4 years
all im going to tweet out about george floyd is: tony timpa look into it. & ftr both are completely unacceptable behaviour by police. but one is trending and one isn't, while pushing the opposite narrative.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
4 years
Kane deserved a suspension (and I think he knows this), but he is absolutely right about Parros. Dude needs to be fired and NHL NEEDS to hand off player safety to an independent company and stop hiring former goons (with bias) to determine suspensions and fines.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Avalanche are a class act all around. So refreshing to see after those clown Marchessault and Gallant interviews. Thank you Bednar and Landeskog.
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Josh
1 month
@35_mohammed @N3YYZ0N6 @7evenSoFuego Bro, seek therapy. You’re obsessed with this man at this point
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Hertl promised a game 7. Hertl delivers a game fucking 7.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Vegas fans legit must still be breastfed from their mothers. How can your broadcast show Coutures teeth laying on the ice, yet come to Twitter and type "couture embellished". and how dumb do you have to be to have never seen the refs ask linesman before making a call?
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
We're just real thinking man
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Josh
11 days
Kendrick is literally bigger in Japan than Drake is btw 💀💀
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8 years
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@N3YYZ0N6 I saw it in real time it’s crazy. He got his whole defense from twitter including the weird “planted” items conspiracy theory despite telling Ak those were stuff from his dads suitcase 💀
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
I have no problem with Trans people. What I have a problem with is freaks like you discrediting rape victims by tweeting out that you want to be molested by an NHL player. Grow the fuck up, youre fucking 18. Absolutely disgusting.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
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@KennySpenceNBA No you're 100% right. I've been following him since around s.80 too, and Drake wasn't THAT big when that all happened. He was known and had a few hits, but he was also still pretty new and mostly as the kid under Wayne. Swimming Pools was his blow up before GKMC
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
When this series started, I said I was going to cheer for the Blues in the SCF if it came to that. But, after all that dirty shit they pulled, with the headshots and elbows they threw... I can't believe I'm saying this, but, go bruins.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
Honestly if you want to grow on FT then just follow the people who like my tweets they’re insanely good like merchants.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Imagine being an adult and sending a tweet saying "Mark Stone can m*lest me anytime he wants"
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7 years
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Josh
1 month
@SenseiTheMaster @johnnyflash__ the pods from two days ago
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Reminder that Gerard Gallant is the one having a stroke over every single call against him. Not DeBoer. The only one who's a clown is him
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Josh
6 years
I don't want to believe it, but rest in peace Mac Miller..
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Funny that NOW everyone realizes how dirty the blues are. But Jet's, Stars, and Shark fans are just "whiners"
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
1 month
@spottieottie03 @chriscznn @_Twinndiesel Wait till they find out that his whole double agent mole defense was straight from Twitter 😲
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
I seriously hope this team isn't just sitting in the locker room moping around tonight. They better be fired up. If any team is capable of getting past adversity, it's this team. No. Quitting.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
lemme get this straight, this is goalie interference, but that isn't? LMAOOOO
@TEALTOWNUSA
TEAL TOWN USA - A San Jose Sharks Podcast
7 years
Vegas Challenges... and wins. Donskoi made contact with Subban. No goal, still tied 4-4. #SJSharks have better luck at the poker table than challenges
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
15 days
"I don't wanna diss you anymore" "you may as well keep the paper" "you could drop a hundred more records ill see you later" "I'll see you when I see you" "you definitely got this shit burnt tf out" I genuinely wish this was a good track so we could've got more but cmon lol
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Yeah, I'm leaving this fan base, this was the last straw
@SanJoseSharks
San Jose Sharks
5 years
You asked. We delivered. Now available at the Sharks Store at @SAPCenter .
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Josh
6 years
I would like you to delete your account
@benniguin
ally BLM
6 years
@PrimeBenintendi do you want me to delete it buddy
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Golden Knights fans are the biggest fucking sore losers, I am so so so glad we knocked them out
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
I'm still in disbelief we won that game. just wow.
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Josh
1 month
@35_mohammed @N3YYZ0N6 @7evenSoFuego You aren’t adding anything to the conversation. You can’t even answer basic questions i’ve asked you. You base your facts off another man’s words, who did nothing but ruin his own credibility
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
it's absolutely insane to me that people say because of missed calls on the ice, sharks can't complain about refs/DoPS. It's one thing to miss a call, it's COMPLETELY different when we are taking about the safety of players. Blues have been head hunting all series.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
ALL LINES DOMINATING, CANCEL FIRE DEBOER
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
4 years
As someone who met Thornton on the road there is literally no way this is true
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
16 points in 19 games at a 50% healthy player costed us the playoffs. give me a fucking break
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
@eriklandi @NHLPlayerSafety No former player should be in charge of player safety. They're biased and it's been proven by their inconsistency over and over through the years
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
always knew Thornton was more loyal than marleau 😂✌️🤔
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
weep for me salt man
@JesseGranger_
Jesse Granger
6 years
San Jose Sharks celebrating like they won the Stanley Cup for a home win over the expansion team to pull within 7 points in the standings of them. Things you didn’t think you’d see this season
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
this is what happens when you let a game/series get out of control because of an inability to make the correct call because of ONE missed call
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
2 months
Damn, Cole was right about not being able to sleep after dissing Kendrick
@HipHopAllDayy
Hip Hop All Day
2 months
Drake spotted in attendance of Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday 2 tour tonight in Toronto 🦉
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
First off our issues are system issues, fire deboer Second off, Jones is not even to blame. Look at how many odd man rushes he faces a game. Further, it's not even fucking possible to get rid of Jones right now so please shut up.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Blues fans still mad about a hit nearly ten years ago, that was only caused by Perron not keeping his head up. Thornton literally doesn't even move his shoulder. Give it up LMAO
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
You literally made a joke about wanting to be "r*ped and molested" by an NHL player. You have no moral high ground. You're a straight up fucking freak, get the fuck off Twitter.
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Josh
8 years
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Josh
5 years
Vegas fans man. the refs should never make that call in OT in an elimination game.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
kind of disappointed that you’d quote this tweet which is very blatantly bashing multiteam hockey fans. i’m a hockey fan, I watched 1200+ games this season, and this kinda hurts ngl. i expect better from u.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Vegas the entitled spoiled children of the NHL
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
@Kxty4president @Burn_Nibelheim @billboard 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
And just thank you to literally everybody who has reached out for me and talked to me and helped me. it genuinely means a lot. I had a lot of support from a lot of people and i don't think i could be where I'm at without any of them. Really really. thank you.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
playoff Jones is a real thing don't even fucking @
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
See, this is what I respect. The realization of what the kneeling meant rather than just the stupid arguments around the action.
@JRandalWard42
Joel Ward
7 years
Some thoughts...excuse the length!
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Josh
8 years
Pens easily have one of the top 5 most annoying fan bases in hockey, jesus
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
THIS IS A SEXT
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
for real though why are you guys panicking with the "same old shit" stuff over a regular season loss. man. it's game one of 82. the season isn't over. take your meds and chill the fuck out.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
LMFAO the only thing you 3 are the captain of is being creepy and obsessing over girls you'll never meet over twitter
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Reminder that O'Reilly crashed into a Tim Hortons while hammered
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Josh
5 years
Im a simple man. I see Wiz Khalifa and I press skip
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Erik gets wrongfully suspended 2 games for a clean hit and comes back with a 3 point night. we love to see it.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
1 month
@Hoken12 Neither is the tweets I quoted
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Lots of goals have been on Jones... this isn't one of them.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
IM CRYING IM SORRY BOEDKER
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
you're literally so biased please just delete your account with your trash takes, those two plays are not even CLOSE to the same
@RahilTheThrill
Rahil
6 years
This was allowed? LMAOO the inconsistency
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Josh
5 years
I literally haven't moved wow
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Last time this is being addressed because the league wants to be p*ssies. If we are going to talk about "right calls", Eakin's goal shouldn't have counted. Games 2-0. Refs call a double minor (crosschecking + interference), games 2-2. OT stays the same, we still win.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
FIRST TIME WE GONNA HAVE A NEW CUP WINNER OTHER THAN LA, CHICAGO, PITTSBURGH, OR BOSTOM IN A DECADE
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
@ViewFromBensch @PavsToHertl without Jones we wouldn't have even made the playoffs in 2016, nevermind even got to 6 games in the scf 🤷‍♂️ you're suggesting to get rid of a goalie over a 10 game slump.
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
You have to be a special kind of brain dead to believe a clean hit to the chin, making a player fall in pain, is a dive
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
Remember like 2-3 years ago when leaf fans threw their jerseys on the ice? Yeah me too
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
game 3 was already even when you missed a delay of game, the Braun hit, and the hertl boarding. And then the NHL refusing to suspend Blais
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
8 years
couture has the most points in this series and in the playoffs and pens fans have the audacity to say he doesn't deserve a CS even if loss.
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Josh
7 years
im sorry but crosby really deserves all the hate he gets
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
8 years
keep this man away from the sharks
@recordsANDradio
Danny
8 years
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Josh
6 years
i know no one really cares, but i just want to comment on how proud i am of myself. Just a few months ago i couldn't even wake up without feeling like puking from anxiety. I had trouble just walking, standing, doing basic shit. I'm definitely not perfect now, but I'm a lot better
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
How about fuck off?
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
6 years
*skater walks into sharks player and falls down* *ref calls interference on the sharks and give knights a PP* *RINSE AND REPEAT*
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
Labanc scored right after I said that :/
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Josh
8 years
that got depressing fast
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
8 years
@JackkieMarrie rule 69 lol
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
Vegas complaining about refs is precious
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Josh
5 years
Fleury legit worse than Quick
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Josh
8 years
you people are legit so gullible and will believe anything you read on Twitter, won't you?
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
4 years
@KarlssonToMeier I have no comment cause he might threaten to sue me again
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Josh
7 years
Why does everything have to be about race? 😂 No shit at least 1 white male has been nominated for the last 60 years considering they're a majority of the American population
@danideahl
Dani Deahl
7 years
Notice anything about the 2018 Grammy nominations for album of the year? Childish Gambino: Awaken, My Love Jay Z: 4:44 Kendrick Lamar: Damn Lorde: Melodrama Bruno Mars: 24K Magic This is the FIRST TIME EVER no white guys have been nominated. EVER. #GRAMMYs #GrammyNominations
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Josh
8 years
stop rting stupid "Obama won't be the president tomorrow" tweets JFC, I'm canadian and even I know thats not how it works
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Josh
6 years
oh and this one just for good measure. Only burns gets a penalty here.
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Josh
6 years
@jacobb__17 @Gonzo550_ *Everytime you make a peep died joke*
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Josh
6 years
@harmunchin @hatriklain3 @NHLPlayerSafety show an actual angle if you're going to make an argument
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
5 years
ERIK KARLSSON HAS A BABY NOW OMFG, so happy for him
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
Twitter out here STRAIGHT disrespecting me
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@JoshsFuneral
Josh
7 years
Happy birthday Jumbo Joe, thanks for staying in San Jose for at least one more year
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