josh
@Josh_Perkins_
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doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.
United Kingdom
Joined July 2010
Night people Morning people when morning when night people are asleep: people are asleep:
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Hey @monzo the white front of my metal card has peeled completely off and the app wants me to pay £50 for a replacement 🫠🫠🫠
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@tweethue is there any chance someone could reply to my query please?
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Our ambulance crews and Emergency Operations Centre staff are working really hard to help people in an emergency situation. Unfortunately, many people still call us inappropriately, wasting valuable resources. This handy guide will help you to make the right choice...
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my bedroom sounds like the runway at heathrow airport with my air con and my fan going but fuck me it’s worth it
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I think I’ve watched all 9 seasons of Benidorm at least 5 times but every single time I can’t find something to watch on Netflix I just naturally gravitate back to it…so I’ve just started S1 again 🙃
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monday morning ruined by the @StarbucksUK barista forgetting the caramel in my venti extra shot caramel latte 😭😭
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could someone pls invent a rinse aid that doesn’t make knives butter phobic
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Please use our services wisely. Emergency ambulances are for life-threatening and serious incidents only. For urgent medical advice, please use NHS 111 Online at https://t.co/31JzEY4ncX
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entirely unsure why I bother paying for breakdown cover with @TheRAC_UK! 4 hours I waited last night, ended up just paying for the taxi home so that I could sleep in time for my 6am shift answering 999 calls for the ambulance service 😡
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nobody: me at the club: 🗣WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?
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I thought my venti extra shot caramel latte tasted weird…I hope Megan is enjoying my drink 🥴 I wish your baristas would confirm the drink before handing them out @StarbucksUK
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