Josh Meyer
@JoshMeyer
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Allergen warning: May contain puns. Follow Jesus, not me. But also me.
Iowa lot of money
Joined November 2010
Posting insensitive jokes about short people can lower your reach.
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Not to brag, but I'm made with recycled materials (microplastics)
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this scene from Mr Deeds makes me sick I'm black toes intolerant
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🚨 BREAKING: Politician accused of using AI to write speech after saying "emdash" out loud
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I was shocked to find out that Bitcoin was around in Bible times. I've been studying the miner profits. #lunchpun
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I don't know what a 'backup account' is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
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thanks to some strategic stock purchases, I can finally say I'm a bouillonaire
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Right to BEAR arms? Flex 'em! Grab this epic tee now. Fur patriots only!
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most people are afraid to admit that Narnia is real, but I'm a closet believer #lunchpun
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most of my puns take some effort to understand, but if you put in the effort I guarantee you will only be slightly disappointed
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do you suppose superman goes crazy trying to figure out which smoke alarm keeps beeping 300 miles away?
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The First Law of Laundrodynamics: It is impossible to move clothes from the washer to the dryer without dropping some
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her: what's on your mind? me: paper beats rock because it's ripped and shredded
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surely by now the lunar surface must be littered with crypto coins that have gone to the moon
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find someone who loves you as much as Bill Clinton loves Epstein
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I'm ready to file my taxes
the amount of information redacted from the Epstein files is the amount I will redact from my tax return the ball's in your court guys
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this might sound like a silly question, but what motivates rich people to get out of bed in the morning?
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