Not Josh Hawley
@joshhawleymo
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US Senator for Missouri. This is a parody account of Josh Hawley. #MOSen https://t.co/5AwtHdyDAw
Missouri, USA
Joined August 2017
I finally got a result yesterday! #HawleyResign
First Google search as a Senator: How do I get impeached as a Senator? #Mosen
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Police and Military are the heroes. Civilians are the villains.
It’s been 2 days and already Trump has to step in to clean up Biden’s mess.
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I'll make sure to use taxpayer money when I do.
Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish
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Josh Hawley seems to see himself as the one true victim of this week’s activities
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I'll make sure to use taxpayer money when I do.
Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish
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Anyone surprised that Bolton was one of Hawley's early supporters? #Orwellian #HawleyResign
https://t.co/XetlXKYi0f. If you have $1,000 to "donate", then please shoot me a message and I will message you. Everyone else, BTFO.
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I still got my signing bonus suckers. #Orwellian
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I'll be here for 4 years. #TrumpCoupAttempt #HawleyResign
I am a puppet. I was bought by the RNC, Club for Growth, and many special interests. If you are surprised, then you are new or naive. This election was paid for before 2017 and you don't get that kind of money by miscalculating. I am going to do as told and get paid. #MOSen
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I was endorsed by McConnell, Club for Growth, and Danforth. I'm now endorsed by Donald Trump and the Alt-Right. I'm moving up in this world.
@pullurself2gthr @HawleyMO I'm endorsed by Mitch McConnell, Club for Growth, and Danforth. I do what I want as long as it benefits me personally. I use my kids and family as political tools. See my website https://t.co/cEhlmN0oTz for a soundbite of me climbing the political ladder. #MOSen
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A photographer and a fist pump. The story behind the image that will haunt Josh Hawley
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Guys, I’m starting to think he might not be a real “Constitutional lawyer.”
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Welcome to the free market, Senator.
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