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Joshua Balz

@JoshBalz

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owner of @odditiesparlor ,Space Zebra (DWP), @drinkparlor and I was in a band but now I’m not. IG: JoshBalz

Transylvania, USA
Joined March 2009
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Never did I think this day was going to come. #ltw
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
5 years
I’m going to get a vasectomy very soon because I feel it’s the right thing to do. I think all men should get it done until they’re ready to have a child. Women’s rights are being taken away and it’s bullshit....
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
5 years
I want to die at the My Chemical Romance reunion show... 🤞🏻
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I wish all my black clothes matched
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
3 years
Bring back warped tour
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
Motionless in White is now officially the Leonardo Dicaprio of metal
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Vote for my heart by using #Inkryan do it now!!!! And spam spam spam
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
Let's be real My Chemical Romance was one of the best bands ever
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I dreamt what new My Chem sounds like....
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
These words they will not heal
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 months
Wow I played a show again. Never thought I’d say that. Next up Aftershock
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Your pets deserve better food! Make sure the first ingredient isn't water sufficient for processing. Also your dog doesn't want to be vegan.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Real life snapchat
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
I love getting older. Just gets me closer to death.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
11 years
@BryanStars : The only JB http://t.co/stKKVbbwMf” <-- JERK!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
After all these years of telling people it's ok, I finally figured out that sometimes people just want you to be sad with them.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Hi! Don't feed your pets dollar store food. That's all.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
I’m pregnant
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@JoshBalz why'd you leave MIW?
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
I can't wait to be in NYC supporting @RyanAshleyM tattoo live at the @SpikeInkMaster finalé Tuesday! Watch and try to catch me in the crowd!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
3 years
I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
No woman should ever be held back because of a man. Most men are afraid because women are more powerful beings. #isupport
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
The only time I set the bar low is for limbo
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
You have my heart
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I don't want to be the best I just want to be me
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
My heart will never heal
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Let's be real when Elsa runs away from the castle and builds hers, she'd definitely put on sweatpants not some ice dress and high heels...
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Whoever took my account deleted most of the people I follow so at some point I'll try and follow cool people 😎
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
🔪🪓
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Sometimes you forget why you're sad
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I spend 99% of my time talking to my dogs... I need friends
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Protesting is causing just as much hate as the hate that you're protesting ✌🏻️
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
I don’t care how old you are if you come to my house dressed up you’re getting candy
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
RIP... me
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
💍🎉🎉⚰ she said yes!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Some days I miss touring, most days I don't.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
3 years
Throwback
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Honestly queen is the best band to ever grace this earth. Don't even try to name another, I already hate you
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
I’m opening a Goth bar/eatery in Scranton... 🤷🏼‍♀️ Hopefully all you guys come see it! #comingsoon #Noir
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
Someone asked me if I was at the Motionless in White concert the other night.... #nah
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Do children even know what a guitar solo or a drum solo is?
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
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Joshua Balz
10 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Snapchat has a filter that looks like me... I've learned this because I've gotten tagged in a million pictures!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
If people were just skeletons there would be no judgement... 💀
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
I love walking behind kids after the show with MIW shirts on. They have no idea... #Imwatchingyou 👀
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I wonder if I had kids if I'd love them as much as I love my pets
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Joshua Balz
8 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
I'm running for president 2016
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
When is One Direction going to dress like us? @Harry_Styles 👻
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Is there a president of darkness?
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Vote by using hashtag #inkryan now twitter! Spam it!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
3 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
Trying to take @halsey on a date 🤷🏼‍♀️☠️
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Joshua Balz
8 years
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Joshua Balz
8 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Channeling my inner emo kid on my drive home and I love it
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
They keep me in a cage backstage and only feed me raw hotdogs... #helpme
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@JoshBalz will you be on any of the tour dates?
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
2017... hmmm
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
I’m your other mother
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
We play at 6:00 everyday on the Slipknot tour! Doors at 5:00!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
I realized that people care more about what they’re wearing to a show or festival than the actual bands playing.... music is cool too?
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
11 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
👁👁 miss you guys!
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Making music ❤️
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
As everyday goes past I hate more and more people
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
I feel like Leo Dicaprio
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
5 years
@chenzomauro I think they said you cum on fondant...
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Joshua Balz
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
5 years
Since im never getting married let me design your Spooky wedding for you! I’m not cheap so save your pennies from your Easter baskets
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
3 years
Holy shit @sheetz sent me a freakin personalized gift for my birthday! I think I’ve finally made it! #sheetzFreak
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Let's be real. It's not spaghetti and meatballs it's meatballs featuring spaghetti... right @chenzomauro
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
It's not fun unless it's loud
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made out of stone
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I am a difficult human being
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
When I run for president I am making my vice @TheRock
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
All the best people are crazy
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I'm 27
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Dwight you ignorant slut
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
10 years
Oh hi Sydney see you tonight! http://t.co/PKYeuTz3y0
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I hear a mouse in my house but I’m sure he’s cute so he can stay
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
9 years
100% starting a fundraiser to run for president in 2024
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Pets are never upset when you come home ❤️
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
Why meet people when you can have meat people
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
5 years
All the good girls go to hell
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Joshua Balz
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
I don't find relaxing that relaxing
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
8 years
Can't complain with this
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
When you grow you’ll lose friends, When you grow you’ll lose lovers, When you grow don’t lose yourself.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
A broken heart is blind
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
Someone called me a snack today... don’t fully know what it means butttt I would now like a cupcake or an entire cake 🎂 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
10 years
We have begun the Reincarnation process.
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
I really enjoy panic at the disco but can they play literally any other song other than high hopes....
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
4 years
Quick @DairyQueen trip
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Joshua Balz
7 years
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
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I’m the singer of sleep token
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
7 years
What do you want in 2017
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@JoshBalz
Joshua Balz
6 years
With my tight pants I’m basically a walking salami
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