Jordian
@Jordisoblue
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my tweets don’t represent me as a person so laugh a little
Queens, NY
Joined February 2020
Son is tearing through the earths crust for that whine
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I saw a post that said “Gordon Ramsey only funny cuz he don’t talk to me like that” and that shit had me rolling way more than it should
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90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.
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I haven’t dressed up for Halloween since elementary school
Your favorite Halloween costume you’ve worn as an adult?
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Family full of fat kids or just one obese woman wit her grandma wit no sense of hygiene
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He gonna have that iconic scar on the knee when he grows up
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Jokes on u I don’t even have a dad
And I’m a un-pro!! Bitch ass n.gga you’re a loser like your daddy!!!
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She tried to call me by my middle name
what’s the pettiest reason you’ve decided someone wasn’t dateable?
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The one movie that scarred all of us at a young age, final destination
movies you had no business watching as a kid?
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my girl just said “cake n candles 💯” to me it’s over man lmaoooooo
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I wouldn’t say misogyny lol that’s a lil stretch
nothing but ur own stinking misogyny stopping u from playing sports and video games with your daughters
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“Hell of fame gooch eater” not crazy???😭😭😭
Hall of fame gooch eater Lexi2Legit was seen fighting with her baby daddy “Saweb” leaving him with multiple injuries
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Nigga got a fushigi
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Wait did the bear just feint?
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I have absolutely no clue how this picture reminded me of that lmfao
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Imagine shooting a man and he stands there… unphased!!!
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