Jordan Damasco
@JordanDamasco
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Water detective💧, drum mapping extraordinaire and songwriter 💽
Garden Grove, CA
Joined March 2012
Me: What does Bulbasaur evolve into? Tati: A bigger Bulbasaur My fiancé ladies and gents 👏👏👏
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Damn vaccination card is starting to look like a juice stamp card. What do we get when we get to a 10th variant? A free smoothie?
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Yeah sex is cool, but did the song you were listening to end at the exact time you reached your destination? 🤌🤤
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Tweet of the Year 😂😂
Not these Valedictorian GPA gas prices 😤😤😤...I miss the days when y’all was on academic probation for a gallon
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Movie idea: John Wick, but every time someone gets shot that “oooooo watcha saaayyy” song plays
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Saturday eye went two aye restaurant and eight their. Wanted sum desert butt all they’re menu had was Mojave
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