Genuinely need to get some petrol but dont want people to think im one of those panic buying cunts 🥴

Cant wait to see my boy @TheNotoriousMMA return and do his thing tonight

GASSED!

Boris really be one dumb mf

Football ‘fans’ are disgusting! Nothing she said deserved that response

Supposed to be in Tenerife today, instead freezing my balls off at home 👌

Socially distanced and in our own homes obviously 🥴

Tier 4 gang! Where the party at?

Survival mode! #Higher #UFC257 @ufc @DustinPoirier @TheNotoriousMMA

If these bums are goats, I’m the slaughterhouse.

Is there a worse pain than forgetting you made a brew and its gone cold

Boris talking about mental health likes got any idea wtf goes on in the real world 🤡🤡

Couldnt have got a more boring guy to talk about the vaccine

People say money can’t buy you happiness, I call bullshit because you can buy a dog.

Nothing sums up 2020 better than this fucking horrifying cake of Tom DeLonge #GBBO

A close game today for the Veterans as we were 'just' edged out of our first ever win. 7 - 2 the final score Credit to @fc_cadley Vets for trekking down to The Hive today & making us chase the ball round for 90 mins 🤮 ⚽⚽ For @JordanCraig33 Golden boot heating up nicely 🙌

Shagger

Big Sam, the time is now to come home #pnefc

Very underwhelming and the console looks like a fucking router! Get in the bin 😂😂😂 #PS5

#PS5