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Self Confessed plant nut, Slept in a tent at the Arctic Circle. Patron Saint of Roast Potatoes. 4th year Beekeeper.

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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
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The man has flicked through the sky channels and picked Indiana jones to watch, however the prominent lesbian activity on the riverbank makes us think @skytv have made an error. πŸ˜…
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
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And now it’s sleeting. πŸ™
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
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I think we’ve had a months rain today.
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
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Preparing for the New Season and Spring Management Part 1 https://t.co/b3XSWhb2H9 via @YouTube #beekeeping
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
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Yup, it’s snowing in Leicestershire.
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@britishbee
BBKA
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Just four months to the BBKA Spring Convention April 17th - 19th Harper Adams University, Shropshire Online bookings begin 8pm Sunday 25th January at 8pm https://t.co/9jkeJsNNUr
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@leicspolice
Leicestershire Police
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Can you help? We are appealing for help to locate a man who has been reported missing from Coalville. Read more: https://t.co/BrGtcFQDU3
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@Joon123
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1 month
Pictures from a few years ago. This year I intend to get my flower mojo back, and grow fabulous sweetcorn.
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
1 month
Any #Beekeepers want to share any updates.? Mine got through the storm unscathed, 1 hive died mid-Dec. I’m now at 5 hives with a need to make 3 nucs when conditions allow. Location: East Mids. 🐝
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
I hope everyone is safe and well. #stormgorreti
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
Bitter frost last night, garden throughly white over and stiff. I won’t be entertainingly any weeding. Perhaps ironing instead.
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
This is the first Christmas in years I’ve not received one seed catalogue. 🌱
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
Another couple of hours weeding done, too achey to continue, & I’ve been lured inside with cheesecake. This fellow is now sat on me, still don’t know its name, but jolly nice all the same. We’ve been discussing moving some plants into the many gaps I now have in the garden. 🌻
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
Absolute scenes here, it’s Christmas bin day tomorrow. The street is in uproar with households attempting to decipher the cryptic calendar sent by the council, all manor of bins, shapes & sizes being put out. Further updates to follow. #binday #binnews
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
Bit sad to find so many labels of now dead plants, I refuse to replace, stuffs so expensive now. I’ll sow some annuals instead. Might be mowing the lawn soon… it’s growing.
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
My gardening planned day turned into an epic weeding session… the only time I can safely weed in front of the beehives with an earful of buzzy types. 4 hours later, fuelled by 3 coffees, forgot lunch, garden bin over flowing, I’m very satisfied although a bit sore now. #Smug
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
2 months
Happy Christmas everybody, I hope you have a good day and get some treats. My man has already par boiled the spuds. My challenge is to get my father through the day without too much sadness attached. πŸŽ„
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@UltingWick
Philippa Burrough πŸŒ±πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
2 months
Wishing everyone a wonderful Christmas and particularly all the stable staff, jockeys and trainers who are enjoying a well deserved mini break before the merry go round starts again on Boxing Day. Thank you for all that you do for the wonderful world of racing.
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@Joon123
TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱
3 months
Can ghosts fart? My man swears he’s not let one go, but we have β€˜fart odour’ in our doorway. He suggests I’ve done it, but I’ve been in another room.
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