I think you mean "whales"

Meet hate preacher Abu Qatada, AKA Osama Bin Laden's ambassador in Europe. He invaded England on a fake passport and cost us £3m in benefits. We also spent a decade trying to extradite him to Jordan, where he was wanted for terrorism. His defence barrister was Keir Starmer.

Bruno coming out and saying exactly how it is. If you didn’t see Elanga had a fucking stinker today, don’t worry, he’ll be in the starting lineup for the next 10 games.

Around 7,500 veterans are homeless. You haven’t remembered them.

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country: "Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result. I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

If Aaron Ramsdale doesn’t start on Wednesday night and in the league going forwards, there’s something seriously not right. This is the end for Nick Pope

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem. Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem. Muslims living with Christians = Problem. Muslims living with Jews = Problem. Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem. Muslims living with Shintos = Problem. Muslims

The best Intro in premier League History A THREAD: 1. Sky Sports Premier League Intro 2013/14- Written in the Stars https://t.co/0Wi5hlMDZa

Because he’s been getting his arse burst for the last 65 years probably.

James Trafford when he sees Donnaruma in training

As I said, I’m busy with the real new media @piersmorgan Like @visegrad24

Well done laaads! 😎

Pope down under

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling? No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer. Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

#NUFC

Games gone

Who did this?

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Irish B&B was offered €60,000 month by the state to house unvetted migrant men. Listen to how this patriot turned down their blood money.

Why the fuck are these being interviewed on the champions league final like? Where is Shevchenko, Maldini, Seedorf… but get that speed on coz some little weirdo will watch it on YouTube