Christopher W. Jones
@Jonesin_4_420
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you guys enjoy the storm, I’m ready for the whirlpool 🍿
Whitefish, MT
Joined May 2009
I regret to inform you due to an obvious clerical error, I have been placed in a crystal. Fear not for I see Will Stancil being lead down the hallway of the storage facility, and am confident the error will be corrected shortly. Until then if you post something funny about the
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I was in Portland a week ago and there’s just literally nothing happening. It’s not a matter of opinion, it’s not a perspective thing, it’s reality versus a world Trump is inventing in his head so he can seize dictatorial authority
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Breaking: Kash Patel has formally requested to attend the World Series MVP award ceremony
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Piltdown Syndrome:
1 in 5 chemists have deliberately added errors into their papers during peer review, study finds | Dalmeet Singh Chawla, Chemical & Engineering News Conclusion is one of many in a report about how chemists handle errors in manuscripts More than 20% of chemistry researchers have
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The left think DJT is Emperor Nero without the musical talents.
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The face you make when you realize ‘No Kings’ will destroy your blackjack strategy
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Does that disqualify them from hosting World Cup matches? Many of the countries participating have kings whomst usually attended those sorts of things.
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‘Maryland Man’ Monroe Doctrine
Any guesses?
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Laughably Nikita is claiming the plurality of the bots on x use trad Cath and nuclear family descriptors in their bio. the actual bios of most bots on x:
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Mr. Black, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe.
Pipe-wielding NYC screwball accused of assault spree held on bail week after he was freed https://t.co/MJcNITSweR
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Pritzker counts his cards 🃏 better than Illinois counts their 🗳️, but he makes sure to profit off both.
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, a billionaire, took home $1.4 million in winnings after playing blackjack at a casino in Las Vegas last year, according to a copy of his new tax filing.
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James Lindsay is the Graham-cracker of the right; serving the same purpose as reverend Grahams original crackers did, all while calling bakers morally unfit to bake.
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Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine avoid jail, sentenced to probation https://t.co/WrlU82fCsQ
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Gavin Newsom is applying the Martingale strategy to political messaging in hopes of hitting the progressive jackpot.
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Our American Judiciary system is under the express control of the left wing junta.
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the leaked ‘right wing’ group chat is hosted by Chabuddy G?
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Women’s inner monologue while violating all standards & ethics of journalism: you know this would make a great book. https://t.co/OybIQliMDl
nypost.com
A bombshell leak of private messages revealed an intimacy much deeper than she had previously admitted.
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