Jønathan Shrager
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Manchester United could sign Casemiro, Antony, De Jong, and the entire FIFA World XI this weekend, with all of them to be presented on the pitch before the game, and there would still be an anti-Glazer protest. The owners never have been, and never will be, welcomed by supporters
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Ten Hag has been contacted by United to find out about his situation
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Rather than play Thursday’s game vs CFC, I propose we forfeit the 3 points, and instead place Ralf in centre circle at Old Trafford with a microphone to field questions from randomly selected fans in the crowd. That 90 mins would be among some of the best entertainment all season
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I tell you what. If Antony’s “one-trick” is to score United’s first goal in every Premier League game he starts, he is some pony. Scholesy and I approve :)
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I will always appreciate Ralf’s time as interim manager for saying it as it is
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Entire Manchester United back four were Men Of The Match tonight ❤️
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Without De Gea and Ronaldo this season, I am pretty certain that we would currently be vying to avoid relegation
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If EtH made Antony warm up on the pitch at HT to trick Pep into thinking the somewhat compromised Marcus was coming off, only to substitute Martial instead, then Erik’s not only shown his man-management, coaching & tactical proficiency, but that he can also compete in shith0usery
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In my opinion, Ronaldo has never been the problem for United
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Twitter allows 280 characters, but this picture paints a thousand words
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Ten Hag has turned AWB into an inverted full back to such an extent that I now refer to him as Bissaka-Wan Aaron
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After United pull off a largely unforeseen, yet hugely accomplished, win against one of this league’s most celebrated ever teams, Simon Jordan somehow extrapolates that Ten Hag may not quite be up to the job based on…..the size of his suit. Even for talkSPORT, that is impressive
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In his first 90 minute competitive game for Manchester United, Tyrell Malacia has shown he is arguably the most complete full back at the club. Composure, passing, positional awareness, tenacity, timing
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Nemanja Matic has officially informed Manchester United of his wish to leave the club this summer
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If Ralf can make Martial press, he deserves a statue at Old Trafford 😄
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Breaking: AC Milan technical director Paolo Maldini has proposed that the club retire their number 2 shirt alongside his own no.3 to recognise Victor Lindelof’s display for
#MUFC
at the San Siro last night
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It is clear that Cavani feels the love for him at Old Trafford
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I thought Manchester United looked much better when Ronaldo came on tonight. Holds the ball up, brings in his teammates, positional sense, game management, and obvious additional problems he poses other team. Offers things our other forwards don’t. Can still be a big asset for us
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I still think something may happen for Manchester United before tomorrow night. This is a hunch of course. Please do not take my words literally. I said “may.” I get told things off the record which I am not authorised to publicise. And things can change at any moment in football
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RvP brought United number 20. Maybe Antony will bring us 21 in the future
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United’s two best players were Martínez / Eriksen, by a mile. Which emphasises that the club should try to get Ten Hag any player he wants. You can see he’s a savvy manager with a clear plan, but he’s currently trying to make a masterpiece of a puzzle with too many missing pieces
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I am now hearing Ronaldo may actually get the 7 shirt, which leads me to believe the club may have found a solution with the Premier League. It was also reported yesterday that Cavani was willing to give up the number. Clearly a situation in flux. I will update if I hear anything
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Two fine representatives of Manchester United on world football’s grandest stage
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Pep’s been at MCFC 6 years. Erik at MUFC, 3 months. In those terms (a numerically-fitting) 6-3 doesn’t seem so bad. Today merely confirmed what most already knew; City far better. If ETH gets equal support, he can get us back challenging in a few seasons. Perspective/patience key
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As it stands, Nemanja Matic will leave Manchester United this summer
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If Donny does join CPFC and become an Eagle, will he be Van de Beak?
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Manager made big decisions tonight. Believe in Erik Ten Hag 🇳🇱
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Ronaldo to
#MUFC
is done, and will be announced officially once Cristiano completes his medical in Lisbon
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Mitchell van der Gaag has been offered the managerial role at Ajax, but his preference is to join Erik ten Hag at Manchester United
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Darwin Núñez is reportedly earning £140k a week at Liverpool. Manchester United walked away from negotiations when significantly more was requested for the player
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He may not be on song at the moment, but he will be back. I just want Marcus smiling again, whether on the field, or not. Support him, class is permanent. Like Manchester, Rashford is Red ❤️
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For any
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fan wondering what they have just witnessed, or who may had forgotten what one looks like, you have just watched a proper centre forward
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Sporting Lisbon 3 - 1 Newcastle United
Manchester United 4 - 1 Newcastle United
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At this moment, Manchester United are primarily focused on the signings of three players; Frenkie de Jong, Vintinha and Malcolm Ebiowei
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Give Ten Hag Bellingham and Kane this summer, and watch him sauté 👨🍳
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Martínez defends as if he feels slighted that you even contemplate approaching his 18-yard box. Gotta love the fella
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Erik ten Hag
Erik sen Hag
Eriksen Hag
Eriksen Ag
Eriksen Agr
Eriksen Agre
Eriksen Agree
Eriksen Agreed
Eriksen Areed
Eriksen A reed
Eriksen A Red
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Manchester United are pushing to sign Sabitzer from Bayern Munich. Marcel has spoken to manager Erik ten Hag, who likes the player
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There was a behind closed doors training session at Ajax today, and Antony refused to take part. The club are willing to sell the player to Manchester United for €100m
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Pau Torres is not the only left-footed centre back who Manchester United are currently exploring
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I am told that Ten Hag is on the shortlist of candidates for the Manchester United managerial role this summer, but a serious approach/proposal is yet to be made to Erik
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Now De Jong please
#GlazersOut
Manchester United could sign Casemiro, Antony, De Jong, and the entire FIFA World XI this weekend, with all of them to be presented on the pitch before the game, and there would still be an anti-Glazer protest. The owners never have been, and never will be, welcomed by supporters
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Varane to
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is moving in the right direction. If United make an acceptable offer to Real Madrid, there’s currently a good chance that he will come to Old Trafford
I am told that the online enthusiasm of Reds has appealed to Raphaël, and would play a major role in his decision
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When Ten Hag inevitably leads Manchester United to the quadruple in several seasons’ time, it’ll become one of those amusing quiz questions about Brighton beating us at home in his first competitive game 👀😄 Always look on the bright side of life amigos. We will be back. One day
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The last two times I said that Dan James was going to score for
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, he did, in both games. So I shall keep up this wonderful tradition. Dan James will score for us tonight :)
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Richard Arnold did not know that his impromptu sit-down with Manchester United fans was being recorded. He is disappointed that videos were released, but knew it was a possibility
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My amazing mum Queen Vic passed away today. The angels/saints at the hospital ensured she went peacefully. The best person I have ever known, who taught me compassion for all, and whose grace in suffering will forever inspire me. The world is a better place having had her in it❤️
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Weghorst clearly popular in MUFC squad; teammates were trying to plate up a goal for him today; I imagine they hugely appreciate his general work for the team. Selfless, tidy footballer. My hunch is he may be kept on as a squad player, esp if he can add few more goals. I like him
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Did anyone spot Ighalo immediately after the game?! He was sporting the biggest smile as he shared a few words with Ole. Not played a minute, but just delighted that he has a front row seat to watch his childhood team win. What a man
#MUFC
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Sancho coming good at United feels (and has always felt) inevitable to me. Class player
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Whilst talks are in preliminary stages, I am told that there is now an open dialogue between
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The Ronaldo news today is true. He loves Manchester United, but doesn’t feel that the club currently matches his ambition, and knows he is reaching the latter stage of his football career. A few teams are interested. MUFC want him to stay. Decision to be made in coming days/weeks
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Presuming it’s the same matchday squad as today, I would like to see this XI vs Brentford, or some variation thereof. Ten Hag has some big decisions to make
De Gea
Dalot Varane Martínez Malacia
Garner
Fernandes Eriksen
Sancho Ronaldo Garnacho
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Klopp: “Pickford not throwing the ball into his own net at the end of the game cost us our rhythm”
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Even as a red, I wish Dan James all the best on his move to Leeds. I developed a soft spot for the lad. There is an endearing purity to his energy and enthusiasm which I’ve found so refreshing. An exemplary professional, never once caused disruption. He is Bielsa ball personified
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Support us when we win. Support us even more when we lose. I flippin love this club
#MUFC
❤️
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So many young talents at Manchester United. The future seems promising
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Apparently United players each had to chip in £5.50 for that pitch tonight
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I have been very keen to see more of Pellistri. It would feel a shame if he leaves United without being given a proper chance. Any footballer who has already represented his nation at a World Cup by age 21 has something. As Keano says, my eyes don’t lie to me. Facundo is a player
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Some at Old Trafford sense that clubs, agents and players are currently trying to exploit Manchester United’s perceived lower leverage in the market, but John Murtough is earning a reputation as a tough (but fair) negotiator who is working hard to ensure that this does not happen
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Manchester United are pushing hard to secure the signing of Malcolm Ebiowei, with his representatives also keen on the move
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I feel for Rangnick. The United job seems an unenviable one currently. I am not sure Pep, or Klopp, or even Sir Alex could do that much if they assumed the role at this moment in time. I hope the players are behind Ralf. The fans, too. I certainly am
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Apparently the barista went to hand Anna her latte, but Casemiro intercepted it
🚨🇧🇷 Casemiro and his wife spotted getting a coffee in Cheshire this afternoon.
@MailSport
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I have some more information on Pogba which I may release after the match. For now, all I care about is that
#MUFC
progress tonight
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#MUFC
’s Eric Bailly was voted Man of the Match by Ivory Coast fans for his performance against Japan today. Played the full 90 minutes too
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The Rooney documentary made me fall in love with Wayne all over again
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Manchester United are currently discussing personal terms for Vitinha, but have not made an official bid to FC Porto
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I am really not worried about Greenwood’s form. Temporary dip. But he is class. And that is permanent. He’ll be back on song soon for
#MUFC
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There is a belief that Manchester United are currently the frontrunners to sign Jurrien Timber
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Aside from getting the chance to play alongside one of his football inspirations for
#MUFC
, Rashford is equally excited about the opportunity to train with Ronaldo on a daily basis to view his habits, and learn from the way he prepares for games
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It will be signed in due course, but I am told that Edinson Cavani is definitely staying at
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until June 2022, with the option to extend until June 2023
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Klopp better receive his eggs as requested in the LFC canteen this morning. Poached, rather than scrambled. Or else Jurgen may proceed to complain that Solskjaer is always served his eggs perfectly to order at MUFC’s training complex
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