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Guerrilla poet. Full blooded human. Happy sack of life. *When you find the funny, you are near the truth* #FBRT’s #FBPOETS #FBWRITERS #FBR 😊

Plymouth, MI
Joined October 2019
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
5 years
😊@realDonaldTrump I don’t know where this pic came from, but I’d like to nominate it for the Presidential Portrait of #45 Maybe it could hang in a bathroom somewhere 🤔 Do they have stalls in the WH? I’ll also volunteer to paint it for FREE! (How hard can it be?)
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 @senatedems OK, Shoe, It’s up to you. Nice to have clarification from SCROTUS. Since A14.3 applies to the defacto Speaker of the House, The Senate is the appropriate venue. Please attend to this with the same swiftness SCROTUS just used to pass the buck to you. 🙏
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Fun Fact: He’s not allowed anywhere near a ballot. He can’t even use one to vote. The Constitution prohibits him from serving ANY role in government, or influencing official business in any way. In fact, nobody who “aids” or “comforts” him is allowed to serve either. 🤷‍♂️
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@ThatDustinShow
Dustin 2.0
2 years
#178 MELTDOWN iSLAND Emotionally Trading $PNDC PONDCoin | Tuesday Nov. 7th 2023 | REWARDS ME ALREADY!!!!
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 When House members show up for work tomorrow, apply the Constitution at the door. Send anyone who is not eligible to participate in our Nation’s business away. Then elect Hakeem Jeffries & get back to work. Thank you. 🇺🇸
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 This is getting stupid. Garland is an asshole. Who the fuck cares about Hunter Biden? No special counsel to investigate $2B friendship gift? Chinese TM’s? Naw, let’s pander to the traitors. What a fucking waste of time and money. “Hey! Let’s build a distraction!” smfh 😂
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😊Hillary Clinton should be recognized as the first woman to be elected president of the United States. Although she never served, history books should show she won. Without foreign intervention Donnie “t-bag” Drumpf would have never soiled his pants in the WH. ✌️
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 On the one hand, pointing fingers is the opposite of pointless, on the other it’s the epitome. 🤷‍♂️
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Did Harlon pay taxes on his bribes… er, gifts to Clarence? Maybe Hunter’s not the only one who should be pleading guilty to tax crimes today. (& anyway, the internet says bribing judges is illegal. Maybe there should be additional charges?) 🤷‍♂️
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
Dear God bless the governments And everything they do For without the blessèd governments There’d be no need for You. 🙏
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
Threads seems WAY less toxic! Hope it holds… I follow a ton of super positive, creative, funny & pragmatic people over here, but I don’t get to see anything they post (#YayAlgorithms). If we follow each other here, please come find me over there. ✌️
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2.0K Followers • 0 Threads • 😊 Flower-powered true-blue ally. Poetry, science, pets, plants, & (light) politics. 🌎 Be Kind, vote blue, laugh a lot. ✌️ (Also I follow back) 👍. See the latest...
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
Threads seems WAY less toxic! Hope it holds… I follow a ton of super positive, creative, funny & pragmatic people over here, but I don’t get to see anything they post (#YayAlgorithms). If we follow each other here, please come find me over there. ✌️
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2.0K Followers • 0 Threads • 😊 Flower-powered true-blue ally. Poetry, science, pets, plants, & (light) politics. 🌎 Be Kind, vote blue, laugh a lot. ✌️ (Also I follow back) 👍. See the latest...
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 The big problem with $ in politics is, I don’t want to be rep’d by someone who isn’t too proud to beg for money. The bigger problem is, if $’s involved, it’s for sale. If we take money out of politics, we’ll get politics out of government. ✌️
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Dear GOP, If you are getting your “information” from the media, you don’t know what the left is thinking. If you really want to know what you’re fighting against, let’s have a conversation. ✌️ https://t.co/6SYBouPRo0
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
The sooner, the better. Biden deserves credit for a decent performance, but it’s time to pass the torch. Doing so will preserve his legacy & pave the way for a Democrat to take the WH. Not doing so will open the door to merciless gaff tapes & a GOP prez.
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thehill.com
If the Democratic National Committee is going to open up the primary to other candidates, the sooner the better.
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Can we please lock this fucker up now?!? He’s freaking begging for it. Or is it better to wait for the violence ? This is so stupid… #TraitorTrump
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mediaite.com
Former President Donald Trump is escalating his calls for Americans to protest on his behalf in a new post on his Truth Social platform Wednesday.
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 It bears repeating: We do NOT have a functioning SCOTUS right now. We have a bunch of crooks who are playing Court. All of these decisions will have to be revisited when we put Humpty Dumpty back together again. #WTF 🤷‍♂️
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apnews.com
A Colorado web designer who the U.S. Supreme Court ruled could refuse to make a wedding website for gay couples had cited a request from a man who says he never asked to work with her.
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Where are all those defenders of the sacred rag? Hello? (14th) (obvs)
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 NO MORE SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIONS! From now on , every parent who wants to participate - only parents of current students are eligible- puts their name in a hat. Then we have a big schooly party, and board members are chosen. The cutest kid gets to pull the names. Cool?
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@JonasPreest
Jonas Preest
2 years
😂 Yes! Cover it like this… This should not surprise anyone: #DiaperDon is not a serious presidential contender. He is a racist, a rapist, & a traitor with legal issues. #PollsAreStupid
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mediaite.com
Trump was greeted by protestors chanting "LOCK HIM UP!" and "FUCK YOU TRAITOR!" as he made his way to a speech at a "Moms For Liberty" event.
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