In absolute agony but as promised I got this done today to raise funds for a local nursery. I hereby announce my retirement from the ultra world. Got zero enjoyment out of it and only finished it because I'm a stubborn bugger. #ultramarathon #ukrunchat

With absolutely fuck all to thrive off, big Zian has played really well. Strong as an Ox #twitterclarers

An absolute masterclass on how to win a game. Granted it's a free hit but we're being torn apart here. #twitterclarets

M DUBZ is absolutely class. Man is working his way up that prestigious Clarets goalkeeper ladder RAPID. #twitterclarets

And that's game over already 😮‍💨 #twitterclarets

Resurrecting the spirit of Keith Floyd... What we reckon to this drop @PintsBeauty Me personally, think it's spot on!

Well I didn't expect that. What a pass from Hannibal, finish from my man Lyle and WHAT A FUCKING SAVE FROM M DUBZ. UP THE CHUFFING CLARETS. #twitterclarets

So poor after a fantastic start. So disjointed this side now after the substitutions. #twitterclarets

Get JBL off. Guy is shite. #twitterclarets

Wolves are there for the taking and we're making such hard work of it. Awful defending for their second. Big reaction needed this half. #twitterclarets

Random... Does anybody have that mexican voiceover video against bastards where he's laughing his bollocks off!? Thanks in advance #twitterclarets

We go again @PintsBeauty

Let Saturday's fun and games begin!! @PintsBeauty

Not digging this Burnley performance. Midfield is wide open, toothless up top. Not good. #twitterclarets

Today was a good day for the boy! POTM Trophy. Onwards and upwards my man. #grassrootsfootball

Today in a nutshell. Happy Saturday folks. Shite weather, let's get drunk 🍻 #cheers

A birthday message to me via my daughter from the Tresorection... A really nice bloke and he's hoping for game time come Sunday.... 👀👀👀 Don't hold your breath Clarets but he seems to want to play!! #twitterclarets

I've seen the best and worst of #grassrootsfootball recently... Funny thing is my boy is only 6 games into his first season. It's gonna be some bloody rollercoaster that's for sure! Only 9 more seasons to go 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Shite scoreline but I can't be the only one who thinks that wasn't as bad as it looks. We're gonna be ok! UTC 💜🩵 #twitterclarets

DOH 😂😂😂 42 points incoming 👀👀👀

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