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If the trade return you wish to see
You first must solve these riddles three
It is my understanding that Dawson Mercer will NOT be part of any deal to get Timo Meier.
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Colorado paid Elon to break Twitter so nobody would know they gave six years to Miles Wood
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Jonathan Quick was the best goaltender in LA Kings history, won multiple Stanley Cups, Olympian, was loyal for 16 years, and his reward is getting shipped off to Columbus.
Use that PTO, friends.
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If you went to Maryland and regularly ate at Ratsie’s you probably don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
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If you don't love me at my mid-week out of conference regular season MLS match, you don't deserve me at my 2026 World Cup
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Anyway. Sex is great but have you ever beaten Texas in back to back years as double digit underdogs?
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Fun fact Steve Valiquette was 0-1-0 with a 5.00 GAA and .834 SV% in his career against New Jersey
"Isn't playing in Newark like home ice [for the Rangers] anyway?"
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@VallysView
Do what you need to do
@NJDevils
people.
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Nah get outta here with this. Devils have been a punching bag for the entire league for 10 years. It’s revenge tour time
Hot take: Zetterlund’s celly last night was very bush league and I can 100% see why Oshie thought so too.
It’s a 5th goal in a blowout with 5 mins left in the game and Zetterlund acted like he scored the OT winner.
“When ya get to the endzone, act like ya been there before”
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Since we’re doing this again: I grew up in Bergen County not believing in Central Jersey. Now that I live in Mercer, Central Jersey absolutely exists because I’m sure as hell not claiming to be from South Jersey
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Not enough people are talking about the insanely good year Jan Vertonghen is having
#thfc
trio Hugo Lloris, Jan Vertonghen and Heung-Min Son have all been named in the
@ChampionsLeague
team of the week.
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Nothing but respect for my president (my president is the person who is currently running the Mets twitter account)
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Can’t believe that this time next year we’ll be in Pasadena watching the Maryland Terrapins in the Rose Bowl
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I’m sure some teams juice the radar guns a bit but there’s no way this was 103 mph
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I know I follow the right people because they’re all excited that Aubrey Huff got suspended but none of them follow him to know what tweet was the one that did him in
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I see that people are trying to imply that video games cause gun violence again. As someone who grew up playing FIFA and is now a world class professional soccer player, I can confirm this.
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Don’t celebrate yet! Tatar was offside during a drill in their morning skate last week in Vancouver
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Why are we doing this? They beat the competition that was in front of them and therefore are a deserving champion. They also earned this road by being the 1 seed. Plus let’s not pretend the Suns and Lakers were normal 4 and 7 seeds.
This type of discourse is so tired
The Nuggets path to a championship:
No. 8 seed Timberwolves
No. 4 seed Suns
No. 7 seed Lakers
No. 8 seed Heat
Thoughts?
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@barry
I grew up in North Jersey and didn’t believe in it but now I live right by Princeton and I do believe in it because I refuse to be considered South Jersey
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Anyone else notice that Miles Wood has been on a heater since crypto collapsed and now he can focus on hockey instead of weirdo NFT stuff?
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Me deciding what drunk food to get during college
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STOP. SHAMING. TICKET. REPS. FOR. DOING. THEIR. JOBS.
the yankees are already harassing me to buy 2020 season tix. here is my response
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Congrats on finding the cure for cancer, Beau! Surely a Nobel Prize headed your way soon!
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"Why I'm joining The Athletics" - Mike Fiers
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What do you want him to do? Open another gate and scan some tickets?
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The hustle it takes to score a short handed goal under the pressure of a Stanley Cup Final shows the level of pride Eric Staal takes in his work. Google “Eric Staal pride” for more information!
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Excited to go into Brooklyn today with a bunch of other purely evil Maryland fans who scared away our previous coach
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Q: what do David Villa and I have in common?
A:
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The Devils front office has dogwalked other teams and/or salary cap constraints in almost every deal over the past two years and now we have people freaking over an exchange of minor league defensemen
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Pretty ironic that MLB got rid of the ghost runner rule during the spooky month
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Actually, showing proof of health status to enter a private business is not the same as the systematic slaughter of 6 million people!
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What's your favorite lower league extremely British sounding team playing in the FA Cup? Mine is Grimsby Town.
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Me on dollar hot dog night
"I knew when I had two, I was going to get three." -Lewis Morgan
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I got promoted at work. I start the new role tomorrow. I am excited. Thanks for your time.
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After all these years of being top in the East and exiting the playoffs early, I’m ready for us to barely make the playoffs and shitpost our way to an MLS Cup a la 2010 Colorado.
#RBNY
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Hello I know a whopping 0 of you care but I just ran 3 miles consecutively without stopping for the first time in 6 years ok ttyl
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They sure are a bunch of guys on a soccer field wearing the same clothes
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I am now QTing DragonflyJonez RTing the tweet of a screenshot of a RT from Tsai's son RTing a NBA Central tweet that lifted a quote from a Frank Isola tweet as well.
I am now RTing the tweet of a screenshot of a RT from Tsai's son RTing a NBA Central tweet that lifted a quote from a Frank Isola tweet as well.
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Imagine if Hershey’s was like “out of every 100 candy bars we sell, only 5 were mixed with rat poison”
Anti-Catholics: All Catholic priests are child abusers
Facts: From 1950 to today only around 5% of priests have actually been accused of abuse. This includes false accusations.
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Can’t wait for opening night when 3 Devils players have Detroit Red Wings logos on the front of their sweaters and Jack Hughes’ nameplate falls off the first time he gets checked
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