I don’t know why my mom behaves like that. She’s always rude to me, but when my Muslim friend Tarique comes home, she completely changes she becomes shy, calm, and even starts being nice to me...

It’s 12 AM, The hostel warden is shouting at my roommate for making noise… Meanwhile me, already irritated, poking him with his fully loaded thick cum😋

Me: Ethukudi ipudi veetu vaasala thoppulaiyum ,akkulaiyum kattitu nikura? Wyf: nytu neenga thaane ethir veetu mama avar una senja supra irukumnu soneenga,avara tempt panna than ipudi kamichutu nikkuren Me: fantasy kaga pechuku sonen de munda ulla vaa

My wife’s usually the saree and full sleeve type not even sunlight gets a peek. But the day I introduced her to my friend, she showed up like she’s walking a fashion-week ramp! I was like, ‘Ma’am, who exactly are you trying to impress today?’ 😅

Me: appa,thambi,velakaranu veetla iruka ambalingala ellaraiyum compel panni sex ku kupidra doctor Dr: ithuku per compulsive sexual behavior disorder,ivunga koothi arippuku treatment arambikalana muthipoi veetuku veliyavum oor meiya arambipanga,thamathikama udane admit pannunga

Marumagal: Enna mama romba mood ah eppti verachitu iruku .. Purushana office anupitu varakkulla avasaram en kalyana album ah vachu adichi irukinga ungaluku adichi vida dhane nan iruken .. apdi than mama Lalitha.. Lalitha nu en pera solli kanji vidunga https://t.co/zobudgNXgZ

Me: Chlo oru vatti ulla vittukava Gf: Seri vituko aana sperm vandha odane veilya aduthutu Ilana kolandha form agitum Me: edhalam yaru de unaku solli tharadhu?? Gf: pona vatti vidum pothu suresh dhan da sonnen

My Wyf to my kid: indha da nee eptiye sappudama, paal kudikama Adam pudichitu iruntha indha pakkathu veetu uncle ku kuduthutuven apro unaku micham vekkama avar amiki pidhukki kudichituvaru Olunga sapput poi vilayadu

That moment when My Mom, right after coming out from GENTS toilet, forget to wipe her mouth😉

Uncle always right ✅

Sun-Kissed, Sweat-Drenched, And Marinated to Perfection… My Musky Armpits Are Ready to Be Your Breakfast, Served Hot, Sweaty, And Sinful — Just the Way You Crave It. ☀️💦 #ArmpitFetish #MalavikaMoans #Gummornie

My wyf reaction when she was giving an oil massage to my paralyzed dad and he got a bigger erection than me

Me: item book panirukom nu frnds sonnanga vanthu paatha nee,ivanunga munnadi nee en amma nu solli manatha vaangidatha pls kenji kekuren She: avanungaluku nee thevdiya pullanu theriya kudathu athaane? deal ok,but evalo varushama hostel la irunthum unaku verum 4 frnds thaana?

Mamiyaar: Innum evalo naal thaan bus la avan urasuran ivan amukuranu polambuva?Un purushana emi la vandi vaanga solalam la My wyf: ilama avar salary la due katta mudiyathu, bus la urasi urasi oru amabalaya ushar paniruken avara vatchu namba kudumba selava pathukalam

Me: puthu pondatiya office la irunthu pickup panalam nu asaiya vantha yendi kova padura? Wyf: kalyanathuku pota oru vara leave ah sambalathula pudika kudathu na supervisor kuda vandila porapo urasi,thottu,nice ah pesi adjust pana thaan undu neenga kelambunga avar drop panuvaru

Wyf: Anna,neenga thaane atha itha solli unga frnd ah ena katti vatchinga,nan dress kalaturathukulla avaruku leak aiduthu.Intha 2 varushama maladi pattatha sumakuren.Ipo neenga vanthu en koothiku thanni paichi pullu poochi undagala naan nichayma vera ambalaya thedi oor meya poven

Dad: kanthu vati karan vatti kasu vaanga varan kapathu di Mom: Yov odi poi olinjuko ya avana nan poi thadakuren.. sshnmm mmm aaaahh venam na pls avara mmmm ssshh vitrunga pls Dad: Adiye munda avana thadakurenu ava un mela meiratha rasichutu iruka nee soli thaane kadan vaangunen

Dad: asingam pannathadi,kalyana vayasula pullaiya vatchutu gym la sootha kaatitu nelinjutu iruka Gym staff: mam sootha kaati thaan evalo gents members join panirukanga, avungala respect ilama pesuna vaaya udaichurvom sir Mom: puriyutha nga thidirnu amabla mari pesa kudathu

My wyf: aama neenga ena vida 32 varusham periyavaru,en purushanoda appa,retired agitinga athunala ena? Ungala love panna kudatha?intha veetu marumagala vanthathula irunthu neengathaan enmela pasam katringa,avar amma pecha ketu aaduraru.luv u mama ummah,unga pullaya nan sumakanum

Wyf: Dei pls pls room ku vanthuratha epo thaan romba naala try panni un friend ah ushar paniruken,dress ah kuda kalatama skirt ah thookitu kaala viruchu avan mela ukkanthu matta urichutu iruken.over koocham un frnd ku,dham potutu engaluku juice vangitu wait pannu na cal pandren