Jolly Wangcore
@JollyWangcore
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yep still here
Australia
Joined March 2009
At 11 second the Half Life 2 sound effect for metal on metal collision plays. "Hollywoodedge, Crash Metal Shatter PE110201"
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I always wondered why someone people were SO upset with my gameplay beyond my puzzle solving skills... It's because they'll see an obvious door and think I didn't try and go in it before leaving a room. No dudes I just cut that shit out as seamlessly as possible...
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Reading comments and realising because of the way I cut my videos some people think I don't explore every room/part of a level before moving on. This explains so much.
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Can tell I've uploaded a "classic" jolly video when multiple comments are saying my gameplay is hard to watch. Haven't made one of these in a while. Feels good to know I've still got it.
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God I wish I was this up my own ass. Imagine how good it must feel.
Ridley Scott says modern movies are “shit” and he just watches his own movies nowadays. “They’re really good! And also, they don’t age”
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Opening up the YouTube homepage on mobile is depressing as hell dude. 3 layers of shorts before any long form content. What are we even doing. This might as well be an entirely different app.
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I think humanity's due for a second attempt at the tower of babel. In this modern age, I think we have the resources to finally break into God's house and strangle him with a telephone wire.
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Stack 4 particle systems on top of one another. Shrink a models head to .01 percent and place another identical model on top for a dismemberment scene recolour a texture to make it look like it's got a reflection it's fine. Just whatever you do don't try and be smart.
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Sfm is great if you use the hackiest solution possible for every problem.
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Girl that's not where your mouth is supposed to be. You need to sue your plastic surgeon.
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Why did they de-sexify rouge the bat and give her a bad facelift. What happened to society man.
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Ok guys I don't I wanna have sex with bugs bunny I meant more personality wise.
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I relate to daffy duck in a way only a white woman should.
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Stop replacing masterbate with gooned dipshits JACKED OFF. THEY'VE JACKED OFF.
Someone has definitely gooned to you before btw
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Never encountered an app that gives out more desperate vibes than spotify after you unsubscribe.
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Mao Zedong declared that power grows from a gun. In contrast, American Founders built a nation on reason, restraint, and divided powers. When Democratic Party leaders today flirt with “uprisings”, it’s worth recalling which vision built liberty. FRQ-0052
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Beginning to understand why youtubers have been crashing out these past few months from the whole viewership thing. Because a 54% drop in click through from SUBSCRIBERS for no apparent reason is nutty bro. That's like cancelled levels of bad.
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That's like, cataclysmically bad. Never had this happen before. Is that adblock not counting views thing still going on?
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