johnnymac
@Johnny_switzz
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bringing you the thoughts of my head, live. perfectly imperfect.
Joined April 2011
It should be against the law for chic fil a to advertise on Sundays.
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I bet all the “ADHD med alternative” products came from people cracked out on adderall thinking they could solve the adderall shortage.
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Everyone wearing their sxsw badges, like mam this is a Whataburger and the guy next to you is talking to invisible people…. Who are you trying to impress.
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Nothing says “Austin Texas” like a guy talking about the woes of American capitalism wearing a $275 pair of swim trunks from aviator nation.
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RT @barstoolsports: 11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.
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Do they play the Super Bowl commercials in the arena? If not, why wouldn’t anyone go to the superbowl?.
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Yoooo that’s wild! Where’s this energy when it comes to women’s bodies??.
'NO CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY': @TuckerCarlson rips liberals for pushing government regulation into Americans' personal lives.
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RT @hashjenni: dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin😭😭.
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This new brand of folky country music is what we needed the entire time.
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I’ve reached the point in studying Spanish where I get adds in Spanish, but can’t understand them lol.
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RT @kdamp: Always great seeing our @txstatealumni come back to campus to support their school. @txst and @TXSTATEFOOTBALL are fortunate to….
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I asked a homeless guy, vagabond type, if he was hungry, he said yeah I’ll take a sandwich. Drive through chic-fil-a and he’s gone.
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