Fun times with @saggingmeniscus at the Brooklyn Book Festival yesterday! Here's me reading from @JohnnyMuggins ' new novel Fine, out this November. The last line is one of the funniest things I've ever read @BKBF https://t.co/uS7If7kOL2

https://t.co/ltoEyMRT0Q I did an interview with the Horror Writer's Association, talking about the intersection of horror and humour and the new anthology Fears, that I'm very pleased to feature in. @HorrorWriters @EllenDatlow @TachyonPub

It's hard to tell, because I never post on here and when I do it is of interest to no one, but has Twitter just asked me to "apply" to see my notifications? Like, I don't even get notifications without asking nicely? This place is a FUCKING DELIGHT.

Twitter - X - just locked my account until I told it my birthday. What's all that about, Elon? This place is on its fucking arse...

I'm very pleased to announce by new book, FINE, has a shiny, new and distinctly classy cover. It's out in November, and I really can't wait to share it with you.

"And what is a short version of Susan? Sue. Sue runs a technology company, or *tech*. Sue. Sue, tech. Sutekh!... which is an anagram of 'The UK's'... and who's the UK's... most famous bin? YES, THAT'S RIGHT...!" (Thanks, @EeePee13 for pointing out the 3-2-1-ness of it all)

Absolutely delighted my story, The Wink and the Gun, has been included in Fears: Tales of Psychological Horror, @EllenDatlow's new anthology from Tachyon. Should be skin-crawlingly creepy from start to finish. CANNOT WAIT.

This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

https://t.co/rWUT1re9em That title? It's a Boney M reference. Obviously.

Gareth is me doing any piece to camera. But smoother and in a gullwing collar.

Here I am having a charming chat about Teeth with a charming man. That was a long, louche lunch...

https://t.co/Ydph9SGC8K Well, okay, @TheSpectator loves my Teeth! I did NOT see that coming. And they call me "unpretentious", which is a first. Lovely review: they got the jokes, and realised the book was about more than my teeth. What more could I ask for?

https://t.co/aG8kLnu5Ns "...one of the year's funniest books..." Thanks very much. I'll take that.

https://t.co/oAynPqXi45 Oh happy day!

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https://t.co/5RkdWDhT2m I'm reading a brief snippet of "Teeth", for @malsmart 's @PodHealing I've paired the book with Smog's "Rock Bottom Riser", which is exactly the journey my poor, poor teeth went on.

Here I am - and it's been a long time coming - attacking a box of my OWN books with a knife. Get your hankies out, as I promise searing emotion and my voice entering whistle notes. As usual, the video has freeze-framed at a point where I look like Norman Bates. Cheers.

I'm doing a little reading from my new book, Teeth, for @PodHealing this Saturday. While not join me for graphic descriptions of the inside of my head.

Here I am talking about my new book, Teeth, to the nice people at @thethinair . They call me a "polymath". I'm going to allow it.

I'm doing a short reading and pairing it with some exquisite music for Mallory's Textual Healing this Saturday. Recorded it in one take too, because, you know, pro...