Johnny D. (The D is for Delectable)
@JohnnyDPresents
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Filmmaker, The Sexiest Man in the Repertory Theatre Scene, Contributing writer for @DailyDeadNews and @GSGhouls, Master Dater
Arleta, CA.
Joined July 2008
It’s fall season and you know what time it is? It’s time for me to slut it up and I’m fucking ready
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I’m shocked #WutheringHeightsMovie is not playing in 4DX. The chairs would be rockin for those sex scenes and the water effects could be a good use to calm the audience down afterwards. It’s gonna get horny. @warnerbros @wuthering_hts
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Who knew Martin Short had the longest arm in Hollywood?
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Shirtless Morrissey reminds me of that one drunk white uncle dancing to Sweet Caroline at a summer BBQ.
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I’m so happy to see people finally realizing #BillMaher is an unfunny piece of shit that pays to have girlfriends think he’s funny.
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Aujourd'hui, on cuisine avec papy Sammo Hung pour une recette "kung fu" du Roujiamo ! Bon appétit ! #Cuisine #Roujiamo #SammoHung #KungFu
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They showed the trailer to Tron Legacy before Speed Racer at @vistahollywood and oof! I’d LOVE to see the Vista show it one day.
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From last nights awesome late screening of Speed Racer at @vistahollywood. Great crowd and loved watching this big and loud.
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🚨WEEKEND DUMMY ALERT🚨 CB4 1993 / United States / Tamra Davis 💋💨sound on💨💋
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🇧🇷 DUBLADO 🇧🇷 stop motion comemorativo dos 30 anos dessa cena icônica da teledramaturgia latina 🇲🇽🔥✨
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this was already sold out by the time I saw it 😭 if anyone finds themselves with an extra RSVP for that Send Help screening...
Just announced: ‘Crash Landings: Three From Sam Raimi’ + SEND HELP advance screening! 💥🎥 Free advance screening! SEND HELP (2026) + Q&A with filmmaker Sam Raimi, co-presented by @beyondfest — Fri. 1/23 at 7:30 pm at the Aero + more: https://t.co/MlyE4QtByn
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So happy to make my @ThatHashtagShow debut, speaking with director Johannes Roberts about PRIMATE! We chat about gore and chimp suits, take a look: https://t.co/V0g0IBh2ng
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Well, I know what to watch when I get home tonight.
Just found this on Tubi, never even heard of it before, just gonna assume it’s Sammo’s THE KLUMPS
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we are so back
Johnny Knoxville has confirmed that a new 'Jackass' movie is on the way. In theaters June 26th.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??? I’M SO IN!
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Hudson Hawk (1991) is one of those movies that makes more sense once you stop expecting it to behave. A crime caper that turns into a full-on cartoon, Bruce Willis singing through heists, villains that feel pulled from a comic strip.
Which movies do you think aren't nearly as bad as people say?
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Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien trapped on a deserted island, directed by Sam Raimi, shot by Bill Pope, scored by Danny Elfman and written by the maniacs who brought you Freddy vs Jason. I dare you not to buy tickets!! (No, please buy tickets, the future of cinema depends on it)
We're not in the office anymore. SEND HELP, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams & Dylan O'Brien. Early sneak preview January 24. In theaters everywhere January 30. Get tix now: https://t.co/UIv7ujLKD9
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Reminder that Bill Maher's not just a right wing racist stooge, he's also incredibly stupid.
Seth MacFarlane: "Natural immunity was debunked. Don’t you know people who’ve had COVID four or five times? I do. That's not natural immunity." Bill Maher: "You’ve had COVID five times probably because you had too many vaccines." https://t.co/VrghV21k5S
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