Johnny Bonito
@JohnnyB637791
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**Guitar**Rock/Metal/Jazz Music. Fast Cars. German Shepherds. Humor. Aries. Italian/German. Watcher. Frens Welcome. I don't respond to Nigerian/Hindian Scum.
USA
Joined December 2023
5am therapy. ๐ฅฑ Wake up, get your head right. Plot the destruction of your enemies...
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There would be chewed chicken bones all over the floor, pieces of wig, lost fake eyelashes, and probably a couple nikes that don't match...and that's best-case.
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Can you imagine the chimp-o-rama this will produce? Holy freaking Shit!
Would you eat at a Walmart buffet ๐ฌ
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It's ok, it's funny. It doesn't need a community note or any bullshit. You can just laugh, you know.
I am DEAD. I love this woman
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Some problems just solve themselves...
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He may be little but his intolerance and hate is 10 foot tall...the chimp has been chumped.
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SLAP!!!๐๐
A video of a young man slapping a Jew in the street has gone viral.
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So this place...what a dump man! You sit there and wait forever, the stupid butthump waitress is nowhere to be found when I need another drink or NAPKINS (no napkins...what is that extra? Do I bring my own?), and when my BBQ came out, whatever they smoked it with made it smell
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It "crashed".
JUST IN - U.S. KC-135 Stratotanker refueling aircraft has crashed in western Iraq, with rescue operations underway โ CBS
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Man Down. Help a brother find his Frens!
ATTENTION PEOPLE!! Our boy @unctomberg needs your help!! Help him find his frens and find new frens!!!
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Dummy earned himself a nice taste of that Old English White Power....๐คฃ
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My Solar 7 String Guitars. Bottom one just arrived today. I'm really happy with this brand. I like them a lot. Shockingly good. I never took them seriously and I was missing out. If you like metal, this is the way. But they are excellent for Jazz too. No I'm not kidding.
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They know EVERYTHING happening. During the 12 day war, they watched B2 bombers in the same realtime fashion. Their software identifies every "unit" as what it is too so they can select the proper weapon to dirt nap it. US Military Misadventures are coming to an end.
JUST IN AND UNUSUAL CHINA is recording the US war live! The US attacks on Iran have become a veritable military intelligence laboratory for China. More than 300 Jilin-1 satellites are recording every detail, second by second, from munition refueling to missile trajectories.
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haha! Perfect Music Choice.
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Everyone's had that one where no matter how many times you flush, it bobs back up again to your own disbelief...yeah. ๐
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Tule Elk. They come down to the beach at night and stand together in big groups in the fog. At the first hint of morning, they're gone. When it's dark, if you shine a flashlight, you'll see eyes everywhere. I think they hang together in the open for safety from mountain lions. We
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