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John W Henry
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WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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John W Henry
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Thiago Alcantara vs Arsenal
@NFLonCBS
NFL on CBS 🏈
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Dre Greenlaw appeared to injure himself jogging back onto the field
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John W Henry
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Who the fuck has took my wallet ?
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John W Henry
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Found it.
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WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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@JohnWHenry_
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WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
£70M has been withdrawn from my bank account WTF
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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Hi lol
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Rhys
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It’s clearly never happening but if we got chiesa I’d be John Henry’s personal sex slave for the next decade
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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Nice to see that our new signing doesn’t need a car to hold his mum
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I’ve been in London for 4 minutes, and I’ve already kidnapped Caicedo.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
WE ARE COMING PGMOL
@LFCTransferRoom
LFC Transfer Room
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📲 | John W. Henry’s wife on instagram: Post is now taken down.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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Who the fuck has taken my wallet ?
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John W Henry
1 year
I’ll be taking legal action against the PGMOL.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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🔜🤞
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
11 months
I love Mohamed Salah
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
Who the fuck has taken my wallet ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
Speechless
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
You don’t want to challenge me @todd_boehly 😂😂
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
9 months
Bloody hell
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John W Henry
2 years
Who the fuck has taken my wallet ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Really nice touch to see Bayern pay tribute to Onana's performance at full time.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
My wallet is empty. No more signings unfortunately.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
Just been sent this.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
9 months
🐢
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
absolutely devastated
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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What do you think they're smoking over there at the Emirates?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
Klopp has me tied to a chair in the changing rooms. HELP
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
9 months
I told him to say that btw
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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Klopp: “Obviously we found out in the summer that defensive midfielders don’t want to join Liverpool, and then you see what happens, hahaha!”
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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Hey again x
@rhys_jb
Rhys
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It’s clearly never happening but if we got chiesa I’d be John Henry’s personal sex slave for the next decade
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
What do you think they're smoking over there at Stamford Bridge?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
😂😂👋
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Can anyone translate, I think he’s excited to play for us.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I left my wallet on the couch at home.
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The Anfield Talk
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👀
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
“I have never attacked and I never will attack” sounds about right if you’ve watched him play for Man Utd.
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
1 year
🗣️ Antony: “I have never attacked and I never will attack. I’m sure I never committed physical violence. Verbal violence … I offended her [Cavallin] and she offended me too. It was on both sides. Physical violence, never.”
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
🥊😈
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
. @MoisesCaicedo55 😂😂😂😂
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I am once again asking for your forgiveness.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
👋👋
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John W Henry
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🥶
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@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
1 year
More from Michail Antonio: “I saw how Wolves played against Liverpool, we got them! It’s a six pointer.” #LFC
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
We ain’t done yet…
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
7 months
Endo’s mum able to walk on her own two feet unlike others.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
11 months
Failed no nut November.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Superb 👏
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
SOMEONES JUST TAKEN 10M OUT OF MY FUCKING PAYPAL
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
9 months
Early present from Linda, can’t wait to open this.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
9 months
Klopp just phoned me saying “give me your wallet or Linda gets her implants removed” ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
Jurgen Klopp has taken my wallet.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
😂😂😂 @todd_boehly
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John W Henry
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
24 days
Thank you for taking my wallet this time.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 months
???
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Throwback to when I was in school 🤣
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John W Henry
1 year
@jakepaul Ratio bud
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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These mountains are shit mate.
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@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
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🟢NEW: Sociedad manager has given Zubimendi a presentation on why he should stay, including reference to the mountains and Basque region. 🗣️ @LewisSteele_ via DM WhatsApp
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
🇫🇷🐢
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 month
Nevermind found it.
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John W Henry
1 month
WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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John W Henry
1 year
First training session done ✅
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John W Henry
1 year
What is De Zerbi doing at Anfield ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Simon Hooper your mum chews bits of the living room carpet on a daily.
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John W Henry
1 year
I always get the last laugh @todd_boehly 😂😂
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
7 months
Unlucky Todd
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
7 months
De Zerbi you ain’t getting the job bud 😭😭
@LFC
Liverpool FC
7 months
The energy you gave us in extra-time 💯 Thank you, Reds. You deserve that 🏆
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
10 months
We move 👊
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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We move 👊 #MUFC || #PL
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
4 months
Jurgen can you please come back.
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John W Henry
1 year
🤬
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
MY FUCKING WALLET
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I’VE FUCKING LOST IT AGAIN
@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Found it.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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I really don’t like where this is going Mr Klopp.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I think it’s time for bed
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
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Don’t want to get carried away but I think we’re gonna win the league.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
8 months
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CFCPys
Pys
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Caicedo directly told Klopp and Liverpool board : “Thanks, I appreciate your effort but my desire is to go to Chelsea” ( @FabrizioRomano ) #CFC
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
I’ve got my wallet back, Linda the rascal had it she was using it for the shopping.
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John W Henry
1 year
Just been told to give Stuttgart €80M by Klopp ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Message from myself.
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John W Henry
1 year
I told Gravenberch to score that. See that little pause before he scored, that was me messaging him to shoot.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Guess who ?
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I am once again asking for your forgiveness.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
@FabrizioRomano Fabrizio mate I need a word with you big man, klopps phone number dm me it right now.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
You can finally get your picture Jan!
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@JanVertonghen
Jan Vertonghen
1 year
Count me in! ☝🏻
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
@FabrizioRomano @djalminha16 @Ivan_Schwakoff I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich bud
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
Nothing better than a game of soccer at Merseyside.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
I apologise about this tweet. Im sure Caicedo will do his mum proud today.
@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Nice to see that our new signing doesn’t need a car to hold his mum
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John W Henry
1 year
Apologies about the last tweet, Linda was on my phone.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
1 year
Hi Klopp, the next time I’m at Anfield can you tell Szoboszlai that I want to meet him in the toilets.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
She’s looking good
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
Can you guys please stop tweeting FSGOUT. Me and Linda will be owners of Liverpool for a long time.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
2 years
My wallet is empty. No more signings unfortunately.
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John W Henry
1 year
One more goal Szoboszlai I’m nearly finished.
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John W Henry
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😁
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John W Henry
2 years
@Wdon_lfc @_pauIjoyce @UsmanIfc 50/60 mate terrible service from Linda
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John W Henry
1 year
. @ittihad you ok babe dms are open
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Transfer window in Saudi Arabia has just closed. It’s over. ⛔️🚪 #transfers
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John W Henry
1 year
Dominik Szoboszlai thigh pictures google please
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John W Henry
1 year
🔜
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John W Henry
1 year
WHO THE FUCK HAS TAKEN MY WALLET.
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John W Henry
8 months
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@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
8 months
😔BOTH Caicedo & Enzo have.
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@JohnWHenry_
John W Henry
3 years
I’m fucking ice cold 🥶💉
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John W Henry
1 year
@LFC Get me on that fucking pitch
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John W Henry
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📝
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