To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform: Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake. #BanTrumpFromTwitter

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space

@DeptofWar HAHA. I can't believe Mark Kelly repeated what is taught at the United States Military Academy.

The New York Times is a trash paper. They spin the Epstein emails into a nostalgia piece about a “lost” New York. 🤮

There’s a new T-GOAT in town! #BlowingBubba #TrumpBlowsBubba #EpsteinTrumpFiles

Misery Loves Three’s Company

Chicago is a scary place!

Car crash in #Chipotle bathroom still not the worst thing to happen in a Chipotle bathroom.

Charlie Kirk calls for his audience to post bail for Pelosi attacker: "If some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out...Bail him out and then go ask him some questions"

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved, promoting hate and minimizing gun violence.

WOW! After Governor Gavin C. Newsom called for CRACKER BARREL to keep its old “beautiful logo," TODAY the company did exactly that! Thank you, Governor — America is grateful for YOU!

The following is a real exchange between a law enforcement officer and a deranged astrology buff: Cop: You committed battery on a LEO. Arrestee: Your birthday is in August? #bodycam 👮#Police

Bigger national security breach than anything Hillary ever did and it won't even be a story by tomorrow. I don't make the rules, folks.

I wanted to give the birds a place to cool off in this miserable heat, so I turned an ugly old fire pit into a patio water garden!

Holy shit! Jerome Powell just showed more courage than the entire White House press corps combined. Trump, who NEVER gets any pushback from the press when he lies, just got publicly spanked by someone who is not taking any of his bullshit — Jerome Powell.

Have you ever seen a vulture cardinal? This one visits me every day for a peanut. 🥜 #birds

Crime Tips If you don’t want to get busted, remember: only commit one crime at a time. You’re driving drunk, obey the speed limit. You’ve just robbed a bank, wear your seatbelt. There’s a dead body in your trunk, use your turn signal. This is not rocket surgery people.

Photographer captures reactions before and after calling a Fox News hostess the c-word.

BOOM. (Please help me spread this. @Columbia tried to smear my name. I wouldn’t let them. Today, they finally admitted that I hadn’t done anything wrong.)

Incredible. Even when republicans control 100% of the Texas government and the 100% of the federal government, democrats STILL get 50% of the blame. Our media isn’t just broken beyond repair, it’s corrupt, it’s complicit, and we must destroy it in its current form.

Is #KryptoTheSuperdog a service animal? Because I don’t see any poop bags in Superman’s hand. #Superman #SupermanMovie