FML... Prep a lamb curry for dinner this morning Set up slow cooker to cook it while I work Excitedly open it after 8 hour timer ends It's cold 8-hour timer starts again and I hear a click. MF sat there with an 8 hour delay before starting to cook for 8 hours FFS, I'm hungry😭

https://t.co/Wnm4GNexLg I will say this in the most professional tweet of my life... Go vote for that pos, horrid loot box, totally not gambling, stain on the game to be removed. Kill it, kill it with fire and may it never return!

Custom items are finally in UEFN (experimental)! Huge unlock for making awesome games in Fortnite, super proud of my team mates for getting this out!

Surprise... yeah, we just did that. Dragonwilds is available RIGHT NOW! Time to dive in and unleash the wild https://t.co/AaWpAkxvLh

Big news! The Epic Games Store and other app stores are coming to the Google Play Store in 2025 in the USA - without Google's scare screens and Google's 30% app tax - thanks to victory in Epic v Google. https://t.co/1g6uuw1CJB

The loveable beans from @FallGuysGame have arrived in UEFN! Dive into the Fall Guys template and start cookin’ up your own showstoppin’ creations. Read more: https://t.co/yBMikuzcso

I swear C++ and me are spirit animals... *Hits compile*.... EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, OMG! *Makes tiny change* Na, it was nothing, mb, we're good, calm down, why do you get so worked up? *** 5 minutes later *** EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, OMG!!!

Seems like a good day for a beta. https://t.co/naWRVxsMtq Accepting feedback only in the form of limericks I'm afraid.

Hexahedra goes live in less than 4 hours. I am wearing my launch t-shirt! #gamedev

I am very excited to finally announce my new game “Brighter Shores”. Check out the Steam link below, and please add it to your Steam wishlist to be notified when it is released! :) https://t.co/YY6B9l6Df5

Merry Combat Day. I've just spotted Thok marching over to war's retreat carrying a few cauldrons. 👀 If you have any questions about combat (now or going forward) or notice anything weird you want clarification on, feel free to send them my way.

Bloody hell, @goustocooking, I know you want to preserve your food in transit, but divine intervention is a bit over the top, isn't it?

https://t.co/HTerTDdN3b Feedback plz

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Stupid expansion also completed! Let me know when the next one is ready @MelvorIdle! #WhatAmIgoingToDoWithMyLifeNow

Omg @LEGOFortnite is so good...I don't need sleep right?

Painful things listed from least to most: 1. Tickle 2. Dentist filling 3. Stubbing your toe 4. Childbirth 5. The mental anguish as I rage because a floating #Bing search bar has forced itself uninvited onto my desktop.

This week Fortnite fans broke ANOTHER record… 100 MILLION PLAYERS IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER! Thank you all so much ❤️ honestly, we’re so stoked for tomorrow and everything that follows

It’s an Epic day! You now have the option to use your LEGO Account to sign into your Epic Games Account 🎉 Keep your eyes peely-d, look it's just the beginning 😉 https://t.co/pAnZv9hEax

I don't want to watch it, I don't want it to be over 😭