JohnFindsJews
@JohnFindsJews
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I am the most banned man on twitter. Go ahead and follow me, you can't.
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Why did we import afghans?
Hegseth says National Guard members shot in DC ambush by Afghan national will receive Purple Heart
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@FoxNews @TonyGonzales4TX It’s hilarious to see @TonyGonzales4TX repost this when he’s DIRECTLY responsible for bringing the Afghan nationals here to start with.
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Yeah, but did they film it for the internet?
Guntubers with lines of watermelons and those transparent realistic torso targets need to step up their game. Back in 1897 Mexico tested the Mondragon by lining up 5 actual human cadavers in a row to see if they could shoot through them all.
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Notice how he said “career” as opposed to “life.” Because “kissing the wall” is a career loyalty test to Israel. I’m running for Governor to be loyal to Florida while @ByronDonalds & @DavidJollyFL will be loyal to AIPAC.
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Saves me the tip... And going back.
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You're gay. But also, who keeps that much money on a bank? It's not your money when you do that.
i went to my bank last weekend to withdraw $10k in cash to buy pokemon cards at a show banker: hello sir, what are you taking this money for? me: because i want to take out cash banker: i need you to give me a specific reason for our records me: it's for a card show banker:
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I shot an HK 416 kinda thing today. AR nerds who want to know the exact kind can blow a goat. They're good. You're paying for good. You can't afford good. But it's nice. I'm keeping my AK.
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You ever just sit and think about rain? It falls out of the sky. Water falls out of the sky. Imagine that? The one thing crucial for life falls out of the sky. And then the city says you can't collect it 🤣🤣🤣
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Can't we ban surrogacy outright?
INTRODUCING: The Protecting Children in Surrogacy Act. Legislation creating a criminal prohibition on s*x offenders obtaining a child through surrogacy or entering into a surrogacy contract. This bill would also make surrogacy contracts where the intended parent is a s*x
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Follow your ancestors back to Africa, or at least half way.
No black person should ever be depicted as a Monkey. Ever.
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French fries became freedom fries because France became hostile. What are we calling Montreal smoked meat?
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Ok, send in more ICE guys. FAFO
So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂
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Why are you crying about political morality tests while nobody is in prison?
Let me make this crystal fucking clear…. If Clinton abused young girls… - Prison If Bill Gates abused young girls… - Prison If Elon Musk abused young girls… - Prison If Clarence Thomas abused young girls… - Prison If Donald Trump abused young girls… - Prison You
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Ok, send in more ICE guys. FAFO
So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂
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Anyone who's ever put a body in a woodchipper knows it's always feet first. Otherwise it'll jam.
The fact that this replica got stuck makes me want to put PDFfiles in a woodchipper more.
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They hate you.
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I just learned Seattle is the team playing in the sportsball thing. That explains a few things. Sportsball is still pretty gay.
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Why are Democrats obsessed with unconditional and unenforceable laws? Are we going to speed run the civil war now?
Zohran Mamdani has signed a new executive order that requires ICE to obtain a judicial warrant before entering New York City property.
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I love being White
I love being Wһitе.
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