Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸
@Joe_keller710
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it's the terror of dying what kills the Life..
Edmonton, Alberta
Joined September 2017
Honestly if we placed homer, the real h.s. in the here and right now he'd get no motion at all. Marge wouldn't even look at him. This pushed me over the edge.
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lowkey, why did I find my very beautiful wife cheating on me Minority Report style in the Beetlejuice house.
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Everyone is screaming at me for pulling up to the Wacky Races in this mighty machine
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Ok but lowkey why is toy story one of the great comedies of our time. .
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RT @BlakkBile: 9 9 6 culture in silicon valley is 9 failed startups 9 crypto rugpulls 6 underage ai girlfriends.
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Ohh. I didn't realize they made machines designed to make weep extremely hot and fat wet tears.
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RT @earthdistance: @Joe_keller710 They say any spliff musttt be blazeddd.Yet every strain is not nearrr.So I remember every tasteee.Of all….
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When you get outside the city and start driving past big industrial and chemical processing places called 'Shempco' and Curly Logistics.
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RT @FionaSmall: Ireland in the 70s and 80s: . • divorce was illegal.• marital rape was legal.• homosexuality was illegal.• The Troubles ong….
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BRO you seriously didn't try to hook with my cousin, David Turtletop,.
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I just saw this performative male smoking good, but still doing right by his folks and all the people that brought him here.
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RT @pobnellion: Lol. u like my Instagram. u like my little memes. You like my fun cartoons. You even put peas in your dinner for me. You fe….
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Sorry I feel really weird today. Someone called my mcdonalds meal a science experiment online.
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