#BeefDishesInASongOrMovie A Tartare is Born

#BeefDishesInASongOrMovie Beef Bourguignon Girl

#EverybodyIsWorthA plugged nickel, contrary to what they tell you old Westerns

#EverybodyIsWorthA like and a retweet so that they can pay for that blue dot.

#EverybodyIsWorthA trip around your blocks wjen you're feeling disempowered.

#EverybodyIsWorthA Pat on theback when a new shipment of butter is in

When your favorite Allman Brothers song from your youth is used to peddle the whiskey you found so many empty bottles of under the evergreens, well, the world's just one messed up place, isn't it?

#InsteadOfDriving one will have to choose between The Cars and R.E M. as one"s aural chauffeur @Ac

#InsteadOfDriving I'm going to have to become more reliant on my irons and pitching wedge @CrossyPondTags

#InsteadOfDriving it's time to return to my electric youth, as Debbie Gibson suggested years ago @CrossyPondTags

#InsteadOfDriving I may have to go back to relying on my thumb @CrossyPondTags

#ThingsIdLikeToTalkAbout why Book Clubs alienate so many potential male members by relying on Reese Witherspoon's misandrist choices?

#WhenNeighborsPlayLoudMusic It leaves me home on "La Grange"

Still worthwhile reading

#MySpring2026Plans ride a bicycle whenever and wherever possible until the price of gas stops climbing

#MySpring2026Plans finish these three books I'm reading about India now and then don't go amywhere near the subcontinent until summer.

#WheneverIHaveFreeTime I go looking for jokes to "borrow" and use IRL so that folks know I'm either funny or a Dad.

How can McCoy declare the transported dog "dead" on tonight's #StarTrek? He's a doctor, not a veterinarian!

#ItsSpringSo I'd be lyin' if I said I was on the lam

#ItsSpringSo I must change my electric toothbrush head and I'm not certain Oral-B still makes the replacement I require.