Third parsley harvest of the season!

Back from #ChefConf2023 Just in time to harvest onions

Off to #ChefConf2023 Cannot wait to see #ChefFriends in person. I has been TOO long!

#ChefConf Seattle 2023 is just one week away! I'm presenting "Lessons from 12 Years of Progress/Chef Development" DM for a discount code! https://t.co/rtPSYGrHw6

Code Wins Arguments https://t.co/7Pr3pQpYrX

Some ramblings on inspec tests https://t.co/F0MvspI08c

Teach your children how to think, not what to think.

"The best programs are the ones written when the programmer is supposed to be working on something else." – Melinda Varian

Hotel room booked for ChefConf 2023. Can't wait to see #cheffriends in person! https://t.co/rtPSYGrHw6

I am stoked to be presenting at #ChefConf 2023 https://t.co/pOyFxRPglK Cannot wait to see #cheffriends again in person!

Do not use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe, to create, to learn, to think and to grow.

Whenever I cut a jalapeno in half, I taste a piece to judge the heat. It doesn't seem too hot so I add the whole thing. So do the different sides of peppers have different heat? And what are the odds that I always taste the lesser side? Asking for my burnt gizzard.

Peppers are doing much better than the tomatoes

Maybe it is my Midwest nice but I would never think of NOT offering to help out. Or is it a generational thing?

So yesterday at a celebration of life at the widow’s house someone asked me for my card. “Huh?” was my response. “You’re the caterer right?” “Nope, just a friend that offered to help with the food.”

“One does not simply walk into Mordor.” Oh really, I just walked outside. That was pretty simple.

Ready for the luau

I’m ready for my closeup Mr DeMille

“Do you really need a grill that big?” I think any remaining doubts have been answered.

Found this via @programmerjoke9; I think it’s brilliant.