Jocelyn
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Chapina 🇬🇹 | Mets ⚾️ 🍎 | Jets ✈️ 🏈 | Knicks 🏀 | Rangers 🗽 | Avocado Aficionado 🥑 | #Lambily 🦋 |
Bayside, Queens
Joined June 2012
boyfriend requirements - goes to baseball games with me - doesnt fucking hate me
boyfriend requirements: - is a nerd - thinks i’m pretty - likes my milkers - will eat it
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Text from former #Jets executive: "The offensive coordinator has to swim home."
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Securing our borders to keep fentanyl out of our country.
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Does anyone besides the Toronto Blue Jays want to advance to the ALCS?!?!?!?
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We should all stream songs by Candelita to help him pay for this BS fine!!
Padres infielder José Iglesias received a one-game suspension and an undisclosed fine for unprofessional conduct toward the umpires after Game 3 of the WC round. Xander Bogaerts was fined.
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eagles LOSE phillies LOSE phillies ELIMINATED
Eagles WIN Phillies WIN Mets ELIMINATED
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Jay Ruderman speaks with @LizzySavetsky, a longtime activist and influencer who turned her activism and social media presence towards Israel after October 7th. Listen to the podcast episode now.
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They’re almost done
I don’t care anymore I miss Juan Soto and we shouldn’t have let him walk
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Keep holding on—your victory is on the other side of your adversity. Miracles happen when we stand together! Follow along for daily encouragement.
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Oh boy. Log onto this app and see that Eric Chavez went on a podcast today… do I watch this interview or do I spare myself from getting pissed off?
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Mets Plan B - enjoy Juan Soto entering his prime, + 13 more yrs Full season w/ Nolan McLean & Brandon Sproat, with Jonah Tong coming Call up and/or trade pieces from #1 farm in baseball Re-sign Pete for 40HR, Diaz as top closer, other FA Enjoy rich owner & bright young exec🤷♂️
@KFCBarstool What’s the Mets plan B, sign Edison Valdez? A 30 year old pitcher who beamed his teammate in the middle Of a playoff push? Find another washed up Cy Young finalist from 2018? The thing about replacing Jacob De Grom is you have to do it every year. Pretty hard!
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a fanbase that used to celebrate actual world series championships has been reduced to “little brother missed the playoffs with juan soto” as their world series
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Sheepherds! is joining Steam Next Fest from Oct 13 to 20! To celebrate, we’re running a giveaway! Here’s how to enter: - Play our demo - Wishlist Sheepherds! - Repost & reply this tweet with a screenshot of your wishlist on Steam 3 winners will be randomly selected & announced
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Someone check on the moon and see if the baseball landed there. Holy moly.
Kyle Schwarber just hit a ball out of Dodger Stadium MY LORD
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Geez… 4 outs away and Ken Rosenthal is already talking about the Yankees off-season 😬
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We should’ve kept Aaron Rodgers….
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While students struggle, the Chicago Teachers Union spends millions on politics and radical activism. Shouldn't they put kids first?
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I haven’t had a successful hate watch like this since 2004. *Chef kiss*
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