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🇳🇱 Fantasy Premier League Champion 2016-17 (OR of 55), 98th in FFS' Hall of Fame, 171st in FPLResearch’ Ratings, part of Elite 1k. Fantasy Sports addict.
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Dean Smith apparently unhappy: “I said signings, not sign Ings.”
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A part of the ball is still above the line so not sure what you’re implying here Gary
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Only Trippier (54) and Almirón (65) have scored more points than Danny fucking Ward (52) since GW9.
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@Ajax1nl
Ik verdien nu toch wel een kaartje voor de wedstrijd van woensdag? Ben tenslotte toch vrij. 🤐
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Norwich unavailable for Maddison
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Frank Lampard zijnde nog zeuren over slechts vier minuten blessuretijd na alles wat je vanavond cadeau hebt gehad. Dan ben je niet helemaal lekker bij je paasei.
#CHEAJA
#ChampionsLeague
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It’s funny because if you combine their first characters from right to left that’s exactly what they gave me
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Still mad at
@OfficialFPL
for putting a ridiculous price tag on Mané and basically excluding him as a realistic premium option in the game
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The Review: GW 15 – A thread
Hi everyone, in the absence of The FPL Wire guys,
@zophar666
,
@lateriser12
and “The Review” by
@BigManBakar
, welcome to a new edition of “The Review”.
#FPL
#FPLCommunity
@OfficialFPL
(Data taken from
@FFScout
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DCL’s price hasn’t dropped below his starting price despite not featuring since GW3 and his ownership falling from 1.260k to 246k. A public mystery.
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Today, I made a life-changing decision to chase the one biggest dream in my football career. In a week’s time I will be flying to Melbourne, Australia. 🤩🤩🤩 One-way ticket. FPL is gonna have to step aside for a moment.
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Player played 67 mins and has an extremely good backup.
Player plays Man City, Liverpool and Brighton next.
Player plays UCL in midweek starting from GW5.
Player is the first to rise in price.
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Probably a bit of an unpopular take, but the fact that so many people are on a FH this week shows to me that
@OfficialFPL
giving everyone a second FH was really unnecessary.
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So Sissoko starts for Watford but is still a Spurs player on FPL. Damn
@OfficialFPL
are slow
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Tbf he did look really dangerous, especially after Andersen pointed at him.
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Timo Werner casually racked up 2.5 npxG against Southampton:
• higher than any player in a single game this season (Jota 2.0 v SOU & Kane 1.9 v LIV closest)
• higher than Man United created in 29 of their 31 games
• 10 teams haven’t had a single game with a higher npxG
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Telstar - Ajax voor de KNVB Beker. Iemand enig idee hoe ik aan kaartjes kom? Waar is
@mennopot
als je hem nodig hebt...
#TELAJA
#KNVBBeker
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Is Trent Alexander-Arnold worth (read: value at) £7.7m in the current landscape of FPL?
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Delighted to announce that this has led to the desired outcome and that I signed for the reigning NPL Victoria champions, Bentleigh Greens. 🇦🇺
After almost two years, I’ll finally be ready to rumble again and I’m very much looking forward to the start of the season next week. ⚽️
Today, I made a life-changing decision to chase the one biggest dream in my football career. In a week’s time I will be flying to Melbourne, Australia. 🤩🤩🤩 One-way ticket. FPL is gonna have to step aside for a moment.
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My transfer-in this week is a £4.5m midfielder.
A bit boring, but hey, c’est Lavia.
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Ah, share your history day. Well, here’s mine: .
And no, not happy about that either…
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Ivan Toney is like a new cryptocurrency.
People get all excited because of historical results. It gets recommended because of its ‘potential’. Its value rises because of its ‘demand’.
But in the end, everyone knows it’s based on thin air. And it will collapse. It must collapse.
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The question is not whether or not you want an £8.0m midfielder. It’s whether you want one or two.
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Fun fact: No one would have had a single United player if they had a SGW facing Norwich.
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If you’re benching Broja this week you must be rolling your transfer.
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Fulham scored 5 goals. Leicester scored 3 goals and received two pens. Everton scored 5 goals. Forest scored 4 goals and received a pen.
Highest xG?
Brighton.
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Haaland has scored 46% of Man City’s league goals this season. You will never guess who is second on this list in the Premier League.
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Bumped into Ronaldo the other day, asked him for an autograph. He said: “Do you have a pen?” I said: “Hang on.” So I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and started yelling. He said: “How is that supposed to get you a pen?” I said: “That’s how you fucking do it.”
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FIXTURES, AN EVER IMPORTANT FEATURE?
[A thread, 1/34]
Identifying flat-track bullies: how do premium midfielders and mid-priced strikers perform against rated quality of defence and how do they fare against each other?
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Hacker Thread
So last night we’ve been talking directly to this FFHub hacker, who seems to be from Hungary. A regular FISO member had his post edited in the RMT-section and the entire script from the hacker was put out (two examples). I didn’t know about the hacker at the time…
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Watchlist post GW1 - A thread
After each gameweek I will write down some players who I have on my watchlist, either because of last gameweek or because of earlier performances and their fixtures turning.
Notes:
- These are players I don’t own myself.
- Stats taken from FBref.
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Vandaag heb ik met
@Telstar1963NV
overeenstemming bereikt over een contract voor één seizoen met een optie voor nog een tweede seizoen. Enorm verheugd om op 24-jarige leeftijd mijn eerste échte kans in het profvoetbal te krijgen.
#ADreamComingTrue
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Hi
@OfficialFPL
- there seems to be something wrong with the price changes last night. Ivan Toney is still priced at £6.7m this morning, but he blanked this GW so surely he was set for a price rise. Would you mind checking?
Cheers,
A concerned FPL manager
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Just need Raphinha to get a 16-pointer v Villa to justify the last-minute captaincy choice over James, easy
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Arsenal xG at home:
GW2 - 2.6
GW4 - 2.4
GW5 - 2.7
GW9 - 2.6
EL3 - 2.4
GW10 - 2.6
Arsenal xG away:
GW1 - 1.0
GW3 - 1.8
GW6 - 1.3
EL1 - 1.8
GW8 - 1.0
EL4 - 0.5
GW11 - 0.5
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Daniel Podence has scored 42% of Wolves’ league goals so far. He has as many league goals as Jesus and Núñez and one more than Son. 👀
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Free Hit’s on 83 plus Ronaldo. Problem is that I didn’t press the button. 🥲
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*realizes he needs a United asset*
*checks if Salah’s xGI/90 allows to sell for a hit*
“Hmm, perhaps not. Son then?”
*checks Son’s xGI/90*
“Ok, Kane.”
*checks Kane’s xGI/90*
“Gulp.”
*closes FPL screen*
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Watchlist post GW3 - A thread
After each gameweek I will write down some players who I have on my watchlist, either because of last gameweek or because of earlier performances and their fixtures turning.
“Scandinavian edition part 1, a Christensen special”
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• Non-owner for the Kane assist
• Owner for the Ederson non-assist
• Owner for the Mitrović ‘missed’ pen
• Owner for the Saka non-assist
• Owner for the Trent non-assist
• Owner for the March non-goal
If you got all six then you definitely got a bingo.
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Michail Antonio averaging 2.5 points a week over the last 10 gameweeks (GW4-13) and still being the second highest scoring forward tells you all you need to know about this year’s PL strikers.
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There were 15 players on the pitch during Crystal Palace - West Ham that had a higher xGI than Jarrod Bowen.
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Watchlist post GW2 - A thread
After each gameweek I will write down some players who I have on my watchlist, either because of last gameweek or because of earlier performances and their fixtures turning.
Notes:
- These are players I don’t own myself.
- Stats taken from FBref.
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Siri, define recency bias
BREAKING: Kevin De Bruyne wins Player of the Season 🔥
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When I die, I want Vicente Guaita to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
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A goalkeeper being dropped during the season is Guaita rare thing to happen.
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I’d like to finish by saying that it has probably been obvious that I’m going to use the FH in GW 18 myself. Some comments could have been a bit subjective; the hard numbers can’t be ignored though!
I wish everyone happy holidays and a big thank you for going through this thread
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If Lallana is out for >1 month still, then Mac Allister deserves as much attention as Mitoma. As a no.10 he’s been posting great numbers and he’s obviously the one on pens.
Blanked away to Palace despite taking 7 shots (more than all Palace players combined) worth of 1.4 xG. 👀
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From an anklebreaker in Australia to a jumper’s knee, to a pneumonia, to a hernia surgery, in 1,5 years. Fair to say I’ve had better times 🤣
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Largest increments in xGI 21-22 to 22-23 (550+ minutes played):
Almirón 0.14 to 0.46
Wilson 0.37 to 0.98 (392 mins played)
Xhaka 0.14 to 0.29
Trippier 0.12 to 0.23
Rodrigo 0.35 to 0.60 (514 mins played)
Zaha 0.29 to 0.48
Rashford 0.32 to 0.50
Eze 0.21 to 0.32
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Rolling my second FT to start Gordon against United, what an absolute masterclass
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Surely there has never been a player in FPL with a bigger standard deviation than Reece James this season. The connection between his underlying numbers, actual output, appearances made, injuries, points scored, all of it, absolutely nuts.
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Literally speechless btw
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I am convinced that if you put all the Spurs players in the Chelsea team and all the Chelsea players in the Spurs team that Chelsea would still come out on top.
It’s just such a Chelsea fixture no matter who plays or who’s in charge
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Toney took 6 shots against Chelsea, his most in a single Premier League game this season. He also equalled his most shot-creating actions in a single game with 4.
If it weren’t for DGWs, dare I say it, he might have been a good buy.
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There are 39 midfielders with more attacking returns than Bryan Mbeumo, yet he ranks 6th for expected attacking returns across all midfielders, behind Salah, Mané, Jota, Fernandes and Grealish. These numbers include penalties, which he does not have. Selected by 0.8%…
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05/09: Brazil want UK-based Argentinian players banned for travelling to Brazil.
08/09: Brazil want UK-based Brazilian players banned for not travelling to Brazil.
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Not having Salah opens so many doors. For example the door to buffoonery.
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Dominic Solanke is the first-ever player to rise in price four times in between two Premier League matches. Hot asset.
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City’s run from GW8 is actually ridiculous:
Arsenal (a)
Brighton (H)
Man United (a)
Bournemouth (H)
Chelsea (a)
Liverpool (H)
Tottenham (H)
Aston Villa (a)
Six teams from last season’s top 8 plus Chelsea…
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Largest drop-offs in xGI 21-22 to 22-23 (550+ minutes played):
Trent 0.44 to 0.17
Cancelo 0.26 to 0.11
Coutinho 0.47 to 0.20 (439 mins)
Havertz 0.58 to 0.33
Mount 0.56 to 0.37
Son 0.73 to 0.53
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Sooo my sister gave birth to a beautiful baby boy two days ago and thus I became an uncle, talk about timing! 💙😍 I’m off now, Helsinki first. See you guys soon.
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If Chelsea get a couple of new CBs and Tuchel sticks to the five at the back, then that rules out Mendy for me.
James and Chilwell would probably be incredible value at £6.0m and I would always want to keep a MF or FW slot open for the likes of Mount, Sterling and Havertz.
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Don’t have defenders? Try this: Stones/Cancelo benched, Saïss injury which no one knew of, Saka injury which no one knew of, Mané injury which no one knew of after having brought him in for a hit, Martínez 10-pointer benched who should’ve conceded.
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People keeping West Ham assets for liv/AVL/tot is a wonderful outcome of the FA Cup results.
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Hey guys, don’t mind me. Just here to pop in and say that if you love football and have a day off, watch the entire first half of Ajax - Dortmund. I’d highly recommend. Bye.
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• Benrahma and Fornals started the season at 6.0m.
• Both have done similar on expected metrics (1.4 xG and ~0.9-1.0 xA).
• Benrahma’s actual output is +1G and +1A compared to Fornals.
Benrahma just had his sixth price rise and Fornals is still 6.0m. Actual points misleading?
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@Teamnewsandtix
What you should take from this is that getting pissed on a night out gives you a 50% chance of starting in a European final a few years later. You were just unlucky.
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Still remember that day last year when Ben White got subbed at 59:40 and therefore wasn’t awarded a clean sheet
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Wolves have conceded just 2 goals in their last 8 league games, a run that includes West Ham, Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea and Man United.
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First nine gameweeks excl. United (h):
• Antonio: 33 shots, 4.4 np xG, 2.4 xA
• Bowen: 16 shots, 1.5 np xG, 1.5 xA
Last five gameweeks excl. City (a):
• Antonio: 7 shots, 0.5 np xG, 0.7 xA
• Bowen: 13 shots, 2.2 np xG, 0.6 xA
A change of talisman for the Hammers?
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