Joanne Horniman 🥖 🌹
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My goals for 2022 are simple:
1: Don’t catch covid
2: Vote the Morrison government out
Is that ambitious?
#AlboForPM
#WearADamnMask
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All this telling old people they have to mingle for their mental health. My 82yo neighbour is happier reading, & binge-watching Vera & looking at her garden. I told her that if people tried to get me on the community bus I’d tell them to fuck off.
She loves it when I say that.
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When I see a doctor without a mask, I question their competence, their ethics, and frankly, their intelligence.
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How the fuck are we entering the fifth year of the plague without mandated filtration, ventilation and respirators in all health care settings at the very least?
We have the tools. We don’t have the political intelligence.
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Wearing a brassiere is more uncomfortable than wearing a mask.
There, I’ve said it.
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This ‘covid anxiety syndrome’ is nonsense. Twice in my life I have suffered real, crippling anxiety. I know what that feels like in my body. I have never felt so calmly rational than I do now at my resistance to being infected with a pathogen by what amounts to government policy.
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Anyone else who
#WearAMask
all the time and had every possible booster and stays home as much as possible feel we are doing the heavy lifting because everyone else, including politicians can’t be arsed?
#thedrum
#PissedOff
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People become more conservative as they age?
The socialism/anarchism of my teenage years has nothing on the white hot rage I have now for the way health, our children, and the environment is being sacrificed for the fucking economy, and the contempt I have for most politicians.
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‘We can’t guarantee he won’t get covid.
This is a hospital.’
Explain to the medical profession as though they are four years old why this statement is absurd.
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I’ve reached the conclusion that ppl don’t mind ppl dying of covid as long as it’s not them.
#WearAMask
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More people are now going on cruises than ever.
It’s a kind of collective madness.
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I know Australia alone couldn’t have stopped it. But I’m calling it: one of the most shameful parts of our history, that we allowed Israel to commit genocide and ethnically cleanse Gaza. Aided and abetted it.
Our country, along with other western powers, contains monsters.
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Zionists putting up billboards saying that if you are antisemitic you are anti Australian.
I don’t recognise this country anymore.
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Tourists stubbornly flying in to holiday on an island beset by wildfires says all you need to know about the state of humanity and the planet.
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What Keating showed up today is how craven and cowardly, how lacking in knowledge of history politics and the media have become, especially after a decade of Liberal government. The journalists no match for him; they will slink away and do a number on him because they can.
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Disappointed?
I’m furious.
My faith in government, even Labor ones, to do what is right for the people is gone.
This decision will have a long tail.
@AlboMP
@DanielAndrewsMP
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I will never get over the fact that .... let’s call it the ruling class... have convinced people that SARS2 is no more than a cold.
And that people I considered progressive friends have tacitly fallen for this, and will not speak of it is disillusionment of the first order.
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I suggest you stop using the phrase ‘pro-Palestinian’ and instead call the university encampments ‘anti-genocide’
@abcnews
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Does anyone else talk to their washing machine when it beeps impatiently at them?🙄
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Can someone wake Anthony Albanese out of his coma?
Starving people were murdered while getting flour. How many war crimes will it take?
#Gaza
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I’m declaring the 4th estate dead.
You, sirs, enabled a bizarre, corrupt and frankly, useless government to all but bring Australia to its knees.
You, madams, normalised and made excuses for a monomaniac.
You call yourselves insiders. You were lapdogs.
#Scottythefukwit
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The thing that shocked me about
#4Corners
last night was a line dropped casually near the end, that these are the future leaders and politicians as it that was the most natural thing in the world.
Privilege, much?
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Once again I’m thinking NewZealand. This little country is the small kid in the playground who won’t be bullied or inveigled into going along with the others. I call it strength of character and true sense of self.
Australia, we have always cringed.
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Watched Vera yesterday & now I’m going to call anyone who disagrees with me pet.
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@SenatorWong
How about the Australians distressed by seeing the ongoing murder of civilians in Palestine. What is happening is horrific beyond all measure.
Have you looked at what the UN is saying? Or special rapporteur Francesca Albanese? Give her a follow, you may learn something.
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The chilling moment when you realise the government has been completely taken over by Zionists.
Antisemitism has no place in Australia.
I spoke about my government’s commitment to the safety of Jewish Australians with Rabbinical Councils from across the country this morning.
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Ringing Albanese's office on Monday to ask for a sit-down meeting with a few anti-genocidal grandmothers. I'll let you know how it goes.
We have hats.
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The people of
#Beechworth
have decided that in order to protect children and the elderly they will all wear a mask in indoors public spaces, and they will exhort the many tourists to do the same, with signs at the entrance to, and around town.
You may say I’m a dreamer.
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#abc730
is unwatchable with Sarah Ferguson in the chair. She either savages people with combative interviewing or is sycophantic towards celebrities. We have a bit of both in store tonight.
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I can't believe that millions around the world are having to fight their governments to say that genocide is wrong.
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@AlboMP
It is so fascinating listening to your language. Passively blaming the people of Gaza for what happened. Not wanting to mention what the explosion was, or where it came from. 6,000 bombs so far, you reckon they are that accurate?
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#abc730
Ye god’s!
Albanese is an ineffectual little weasel. All talk, no action on Palestine. He thinks a few mildly concerned words will influence Israel.
I want a PM who feels incandescent at the slaughter and injustice.
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Do you think he realises how pathetic he looks?
Watch: Israeli ambassador to the UN
@giladerdan1
used a paper shredder to shred the UN charter on the podium of the UN general assembly ahead of a vote that will give new privileges to the Palestinians at the UN
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I’ll trade all the Australian Zionists defending this slaughter and throw in Albanese and Wong for the life of this one precious child.
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Solidarity to the students standing against genocide at Australian universities from an old anti Vietnam protester.
@SBSNews
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Funny, I can’t remember Mark Leibler being elected to parliament.
Anyone?
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I’ve today decided that my ambition is to be that recalcitrant old woman with a heap of books in a less than clean house & wild garden who refuses any attempts to take her to ‘day care’ to do jigsaws and socialise. They can FRO with that.
Hell, I’m most of the way there. ✊
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In other news I have just awarded myself the title of the person who hates Morrison most.
It was a competitive field.
The judge’s decision is final.
No correspondence will be etc...
#IHateMorrison
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Its odd, when so many of us are horrified and repulsed by the actions of Israel, that not one representative in either side of the duopoly has come out and unreservedly condemned the genocide. Time to get people who represent us into parliament. People with heart & a spine.
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I spent 30 years of my life writing novels. What I love and hate about twitter is how you have to haiku everything.
#auslit
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@davidbewart
And according to Koch this morning, ‘People are asking, what is this ICAC?’
Perhaps the media should think about educating the public instead of telling them what to think.
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@PeterCronau
@abcnews
Staff can be assured many in the audience have noticed it, and switched off, favouring less biased sources.
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When the behaviour of the press becomes the story in the election campaign democracy in Australia is in deep trouble.
#MurdochRoyalCommission
#FederalICAC
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I find that five months of watching a genocide take place aided and abetted by my own government has clarified my mind utterly.
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Never voted LNP, but when Turnbull replaced Abbott it felt for a while that you could breathe. But he couldn’t control the climate deniers.
Imagine the feeling if
#Morrison
loses. As though a dead weight has been removed from the country. We can heal.
#AlboForPM
#FederalICAC
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@SenatorWong
Catastrophe? You mean Zisrael shot starving Palestinians? You always manage to make it seem like an earthquake, not a war crime.
War crime, Senator.
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@Dr_Jag83
@MarcTennant
Which is a false strategy. Dead people don’t work or spend. Scared people do t go out to shop.
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Is everyone really jumping ship?
Or will we go down with the piano still playing?
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How in the name of fuck did we get to the position where children can be vaccinated against everything but a BSL3 biohazard that is rampant in the community?
Albanese said he’d do something about cvid.
He lied.
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Every small town has its crazy old lady and I’ve decided it may as well be me.
😷
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I don’t ever again want to hear an Australian politician say that Israel has a right to defend itself.
#Rafah
#SuperBowl2024
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Almost 12,000 deaths this year. So far.
Unknown, forgotten, brushed over.
So how do we get the media to notice, the politicians to acknowledge, the public to know.
A field of crosses at Parliament House?
#CovidIsNotOver
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I've seen more relevant journalism here on twitter than I see in MSM. So many independent voices, links to articles I otherwise would have missed.
And Samantha maiden thinks we should be bothered listening to the likes of her?
We threaten the status quo. That is their problem.
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What will it take for
@abcnews
to stop talking about the ‘Israel-Hamas war’ and call it for what it is.
A genocide.
#GazaGenocide
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@SenKatyG
But.... didn’t Israel attack the Iranian embassy in Damascus? Aren’t you a little confused on who is the aggressor here?
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I grew up in an old verandahed house on a river in a town in northern NSW in the 60s, and our front door was never closed, even at night, even when no one was home. Admittedly, the house was not close to the street.
It has only struck me today how extraordinary that seems now.
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Have sent out a search party for Labor values.
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My 81 yo very vulnerable neighbour has told me she thinks we are in a bit of a pickle.
#CovidIsNotOver
#WearAMask
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@bruce_haigh
The nasty part of me is enjoying seeing him implode. The not nasty part is horrified at how the country is so rudderless at this most crucial time.
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I explained to the person giving me a covid booster at the pharmacy what a novid was. A person who doesn’t want to catch covid and does all they can to prevent it.
It was a unique concept to her & I could tell she thought I was cracked. People nearby coughing everywhere.
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And your reminder that Australia has recently done a $917 m deal with Elbit.
(But what could Australia possibly do? 😱)
Just so you know, bombs to kill Palestinian children are made in Bristol.
Handy reminder on Gloucester Road.
#ShutElbitDown
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I have absolutely no plans for Christmas and have never been happier.
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Well folks, looks like we’ll have to go back to Soviet style kitchen table conversations, organising in small groups and making screen printed posters. You can’t shut down dissent.
My kitchen or yours?
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The fire warning for the south coast of NSW has been declared as catastrophic. 20 schools have been closed. It’s only mid September...
#ClimateCrisis
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If Annika Wells thinks she can entice baby boomers into aged care with a share house model, she has clearly no idea of what a 1970s share house was like.
I won’t go in unless I get a dose of Van Morrison and Joni Mitchell every hour.
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@MFWitches
Took the luxury tax off the pill as well. That was something else his government did for women. Can you believe there was a luxury tax on a contraceptive?
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John Lyons’ concluding remarks, that Israelis want security; Palestinians want independence.
Not from what I’ve seen. Israelis won’t be happy till they have total possession of Palestinian lands. It is a genocidal, ethnic cleansing project, right from the beginning.
#4Corners
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Australia: Where the loss of a cricketer’s baggy green hat is of great importance and the Government is still refusing to back South’s Africa’s well documented case against Israel for genocide.
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I’m bringing back the afternoon tea. Leaf tea, in a pot, and home-made cake. ( today, Madeira)
I’ll be mother.
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Some of you may not have studied history. Or ethics.
But what is happening now, the ethnic cleansing of Palestine, is a huge historical event. And a moral challenge for our leaders, and ourselves.
Ignore it if you like, but you are part of history. The future will judge us.
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We have towns full of climate refugees, a pandemic killing and disabling thousands, the cost of living is through the roof, people are homeless and relying on foodbanks, and the media is worried about a ‘broken promise’ on a mooted increase in tax on super accounts over 3M?
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@tanya_plibersek
What woke you up? We’ve been tweeting about this for months. You know what works? Sanctions, divestment (try Elbit systems for starters), send the ambassador home and recall ours. This has gone on long enough and we are furious at this gives lack of action.
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What will it take for the Australian government to grow a spine, some ethics, and a heart?
#PalestineLivesMatter
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I’m finding all this personal responsibility exhausting when I’m about the only one I see taking any.
#reaping
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The WHO at last declares SarsCov2 to be airborne...
and I remember the famous words of the late, great, Professor McLaws, early in the pandemic:
"It's airborne, stupid!"
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Covid surging worldwide, including Australia. No mitigations.
A clear genocide being enacted, and a case against it in the International Court of Justice: Australia, along with many Western countries not joining it.
I have to ask: What are governments for?
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Crazy to think that whenever I dart into a library, a post office, or attend a doctors surgery I wear more protective equipment and take more precautions than people who work in hospitals.
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Have you ever seen this level of moral depravity from our elected representatives?
#Palestine
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This country is actually divided on whether it is right to wipe out a whole people in the most bloodthirsty, cruel and callous way, and drive them from their land.
Something has gone very wrong.
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Fuck me dead. I'm crying because thousands of terrified people are being bombed in the dark with all communication cut and women here calling themselves progressives are still orgasming over a fucking dress!
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3am thought.
How can I not despise any politician who knowingly infects the children of their country... OUR children, OUR grandchildren, with a pathogen that will affect their health for the rest of their life. They are not ignorant of this fact.
They know. They know.
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This site is soon to be a smoking ruin. I want to sincerely thank all the good people I’ve met here, who have interacted with me. Been fun. I don’t have the head space to deal with another platform at this stage. Perhaps I’ll see you on blue 🌌 in the future. Still here 4 now.
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Unpopular opinion.
Being an introvert is a desirable quality.
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Let the vaccine hunger games begin (again). Countless older and vulnerable people not eligible for XBB as they had the old rotten one as a booster too recently.
Yet we are always left in the dark, told to get what’s available, given no timetable. I would have hung on.
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Albanese has to be fucking stupid if he thinks the university encampments are organised by trots.
I haven’t heard anyone use that term since Bob Gould said it in about 1970.
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@InsidersABC
@David_Speers
@andrewprobyn
@samanthamaiden
My dream team is Laura Tingle, David Marr, and Katharine Murphy.
Put them together and you might have a show worth watching.
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@robynbryant33
‘He has a habit of allowing problems to become crises before mishandling them.’ : Niki Savva.
So, no.
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@TMaritanoAquino
Yes, place in a dated paper bag for 5 days or so and then reuse till it gets wet or dirty or straps too loose. From a epidemiologist in Australia. Many of us are doing this.
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I just can’t wrestle with a Mastodon. If Twitter implodes you’ll find me in the back yard lying in scratchy grass looking at clouds drift and reshape across the sky.
You’ll find me there anyway.
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Okay, if governments won’t utter the c word and it’s all about the flu, can they at least acknowledge that masks, ventilation and filtration will protect from that?
I can’t understand this willingness to get sick.
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Anyway, tweeps, have a new year at least. Love all my covid-educated, pro-Palestine, earth-protecting, book- loving friends here. You give me strength.
And look, someone has tied a bow to my tail. Does that mean I have to be festive?
From the river to the sea. 🇵🇸
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Although we are declaring the pandemic emergency over, someone in the world dies every three seconds of Sars2 and we urge governments and individuals not to let their guard down and to keep mitigations in place.
There, WHO, fixed it for you.
#COVIDisAirborne
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Think Australia isn’t a racist country?
watch last night’s 4Corners on rheumatic heart disease in remote indigenous communities
Not only neglect, poor healthcare, lack of respect and dignity, but people who sadly don’t think, they know, they are regarded as less than human.
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@SenatorWong
@WSJ
And yet well over a hundred Palestinian journalists have been murdered by Israel, with signs of deliberate targeting, and you haven’t said a word.
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So, to get this straight... a huge number of Australians haven’t had a vaccine in the last 6 months because they think covid is over, and the few whose vaccines have waned & want to protect themselves won’t be eligible for another till... when?
What’s the plan? Is there a plan?
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I’d like it to be known that I have never suffered from mushroom toenails.
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