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Bret @_Au_ | BJJ Black Belt - Meme Red Belt | If You Don't Roll, You Don't Know | Dog dad | Veteran | Software Engineer | Truth Seeker - Word Tinkerer

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Joined January 2013
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
2 months
Where are all the MEN? How do you stand by and let this happen and call yourself a real man?
@TaraBull808
TaraBull
2 months
Police are looking for this Biden supporter after he beat a woman unconscious for spilling her drink on him at the Rüfüs Du Sol concert in Pasadena, CA /s
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
2 months
Going to shop at @AEO for the first time in my life today
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
3 months
Let's see if he uses his jiu jitsu or tries to prove he's a good striker...
@JITSmag
Jits Magazine
3 months
Marcus 'Buchecha' Almeida is now in the UFC and he's fighting a ranked opponent in his debut! https://t.co/OXl1jbEkQy #bjjnews #JiuJitsu #jiujitsunews #BJJ #UFC #ufcnews #MMA #MMATwitter #mmanews
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
3 months
PSA for ANYONE getting harassed like this: Please make it known to EVERYONE nearby that this is happening. Be loud. Move to where other people are and let them know what's happening. If I was there this guy would be eating from a straw for the rest of his life. No - this
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
3 months
Always stay aware of your surroundings.
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
4 months
What's your default jiu jitsu greeting?
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
4 months
Your terms are acceptable
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
4 months
This man says he is ready to “put his hands on someone” wearing red hat
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
5 months
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
10 months
I’ve been gone for a while. PTSD, OCD, depression—they hit hard. But I’m still here, and sometimes, that’s enough. If you’re struggling too, you’re not alone. #MentalHealth #PTSD #StillHere
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
10 months
Jiu Jitsu people everywhere be like:
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo
10 months
BLM New York calls for vengeance from black vigilantes after the acquittal of Daniel Penny in Manhattan. "People wanna jump up and choke us and kill us for being loud? How about we do the same?"
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
10 months
Blessed are those who have swords, and know how to use them, but keep them sheathed – for they shall inherit the Earth. "You should be an absolute monster – and then you should learn how to control it." —Dr. Jordan B. Peterson Works for countries, too.
@DC_Draino
DC_Draino
10 months
Pete Hegseth is going to be a fantastic SecDef
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
Ladies – if he has been doing Jiu-Jitsu for any meaningful amount of time – and he lets you have the underhooks when you hug him, then he loves you. If not... Sorry, you ain't the one.
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
A list of people to trust in general is super small in my world. And as of late it's gotten smaller, unfortunately. I wish I could say I trust anyone at all these days. I get that everyone has to look out for their self - but come on, is it possible to give a shit about someone
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
I just want to look like an avenger
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
He knows
@Because_jitsu
Because Jitsu
3 years
Do you think he knows?? #JRE #BJJ
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
Show us your best memes - I bet mine are better 😉
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A collection of white belt virgins posting BJJ Memes about how awesome purple belts aren't
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
Are we allowed to juxtapose Ernest Hemingway's Farewell to Arms with Maynard James Keenan's Invincible? I guess in a sense the two merge together as they try to express a fragile resilience - two seemingly opposing concepts. In Farewell to Arms the ill fated couple attempt to
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@JitsProblems
BJJ Problems
11 months
They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do. But what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Diamonds are forged in the hottest, darkest, most pressure-filled parts of the earth. Life will chew us up and spit us out. The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the
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