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@JimsNotions

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@JimsNotions
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@OnlyInBOS Hell because you used marijuana
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5 years
3 noise complaints, cops said if @MarkyF_ made a half court shot we could stay
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@NickAdamsinUSA Me (M&M enjoyer) finding out I can no longer eat them because it’s not a candy an alpha male would eat
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@ChipotleTweets @MileyCyrus Nobody asked for this, we want chorizo back
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5 years
Remember this 3rd & 4th of July, most of you will partake in underaged drinking, but you know what’s really cool? Taking your trash with you when you leave the beach. Just because you’re destroying your liver doesn’t mean you get to destroy our oceans. Degenerates
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3 years
@MikesTweets13 @barstoolsports I know, such a bandwagon fan. Sad!
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4 years
Girls will be 6 feet tall saying they’re a 10. Nah you’re the 5, we need a center 🤣🤣
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Might 1v1 my dad in basketball for the head of the table spot at Thanksgiving. That old man has had it too easy for too long
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3 years
@barstoolsports Damn this is fucked up. Here’s a picture of me stuffing one of those guys at the line
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5 years
Alright Canada Goose kids, you’re richer than me. That doesn’t mean you get to walk 4 abreast on a two-way traffic pathway. I will red rover your ass
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@JimsNotions
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3 years
@lilsamsquanch66 It’s not my birthday and my name isn’t Owen
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@JimsNotions
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2 years
Couldn’t sleep last night. Too excited for going out at the local bar the night before Thanksgiving. Slept in this beauty last night and shed a tear watching my hudl highlights this morning. Lets have a night.
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Somebody show me where the CEO of vaping is. I would like to have a few words with them.
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@JimsNotions
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4 years
The only problem I have with my Apple AirPods ($159) is that there’s no volume control on them so when I’m lifting heavy weights that weigh a lot at the gym I need to adjust the volume on my Apple iPhone X (the one without a home button) 🙄🙄🙄
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@JimsNotions
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4 years
Let’s go Celtics
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@JimsNotions
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6 years
Whenever @jackfalvey tweets something now
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4 years
Just a reminder to everybody let’s not trash the beaches with empty cans and bottles this summer. If you’re gonna be an underage degenerate drunk loser idiot don’t ruin it for everybody else and ruin our beaches
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@JimsNotions
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@JimsNotions
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5 years
Got some new sneakers today
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
4 years
You’re not getting a free Tesla, you’re not getting money from Mr. Beast, and the person who won the lottery isn’t giving you $500 for retweeting his tweet. Stop it, you’re adults.
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
I should be quarantined immediately, look at how sick I am 😷
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8 years
SMH, so childish. Y'all are too quick 😂👌🏼
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
The floor is disrespecting women
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3 years
The bars in town were a movie the night before Thanksgiving. Everybody kept taking about how cool I was in high school and how awesome it was when I was captain of the week in football. People were calling me Beer Jim left and right and offering to buy me drinks. What a time!
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5 years
Twitter and Instagram are too easy now, I’m going for likes and comments on Venmo, it’s what a true social media hero would be doing
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Grub Hub driver just told me I’ll be more than a delivery driver when I graduate and I laughed and said “I hope so” and have never felt more uncomfortable in my life
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4 years
Keisha’s Song Ronald Reagan Era Spiteful Chant Better album than DAMN.
@hiiipowers
Hiiipower - TDE News
4 years
On this day 9 Years ago Kendrick Lamar dropped his debut album 'Section .80' 🔥📀 What are your favorite tracks on this album?⬇️
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3 years
Every person who adds their little cousins running around to their snap story is being removed immediately
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Jimmy The Saint
2 years
Imagine dick riding a crab
@RebeccaRHelm
High Seas Science
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"BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs"
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4 years
Game 3, let’s get it
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4 years
Get some head while sleeping call it ZZ Top
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5 years
Me going out Saturday night after going out Friday and having a tailgate earlier
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3 years
How are people still under 21? Grow up
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5 years
Lol some old head honked at me and yelled for not letting her back out of her spot when she tried to cut me off at Gunther Tooties, made sure to yell back and give her a 15 second stare down so she knows I’m not a child who is afraid of adults
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@JimsNotions
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4 years
Maybe this is why 2020 is like this. I’m sorry everybody
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Working with people who barely speak English is the best because they don’t bother me with small talk and just say sorry after everything they do
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Jimmy The Saint
5 months
Fit Czech ‼️ #AbsolutelyTorqued
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Some of my friends smoke weed. It really sucks because they’re nice people, but I don’t want to have drug addicts negatively influencing my life
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
Ight Twitter, rate the ‘stume
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4 years
I demand crisp fall weather now
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5 years
@HoHighlights @matt12dipesa Real credit goes to @MarkyF_ for making the shot
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4 years
Officially 1 year clean of nicotine
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5 years
At the end of my class I reached down behind me to grab my backpack and grabbed the foot of the kid sitting behind me. I don’t think I’m going to go to that class anymore
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Men who use the machine at the gym where you squeeze your thighs together are sus as hell
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
When you start feeling overwhelmed, sometimes you gotta think of something to make you smile :)
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
2 years
Local triathlete destroys triathlon (didn’t come in last)
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2 years
Theoretically if I invited you over for some burgers and dogs and maybe a couple adult beverages would you come?
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
@lexalamode Yeah cool meme, too bad Black Tuesday was October 29, 1929 and the depression was in the 1930s. What school did you go to?
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Jimmy The Saint
3 years
Varitek. Rally cups. Colorado kool aids. Let’s have a knight, go sox @Section10Pod
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5 years
Summer 2k19 is actually finna be a movie
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Jimmy The Saint
3 years
Sorry to all of the socialism supporters. I try to be open minded and take a Marxian Economics class and I’m told there’s a 6,000-8,000 word (25-30 page) essay. Never dropped a class so fast
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
7 years
Whether it is summer or not, country music is unbelievably atrocious.
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
When @jackfalvey tells me he’s coming up to UMass to get evil with me
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2 years
Timer for how long it took for our student speaker to mention the pandemic in her speech
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4 years
Oh it’s 100% a tweet and delete night
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
91 showed maybe the worst performance of athleticism for a college athlete I have ever seen
@UnnecRoughness
Unnecessary Roughness
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This kid might run a 4.0 40
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Kyrie
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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Who’s stopping them? (via @NBA )
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2 years
Moving out of my parents house and into an apartment. Finally an adult 🙌🏼
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6 years
@MarkyF_ @kobychill Smh I can’t believe they’re disrespecting the Transylvania Twist like that
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3 years
18 months no juul ✅
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They used to call me Thicc Man, but recently I’ve been feeling like Think Man
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@rdsxdj203 Once we can hit TreFlips we will have made it
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5 years
Like this tweet and I will DM you a nice picture of myself!
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Jimmy The Saint
3 years
Ight Twitter, rate the senior year set up
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2 years
It took this idiot bird 8 tries to get the triangle in. Im way smarter than it, why would this be cool or scary?
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Is this cool or scary?
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3 years
Here’s a picture of JV me wearing the same skull cap
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@PardonMyTake
Pardon My Take
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It’s official the BOAT is back!
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2 years
Well he raped somebody
@barstoolsports
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A legend’s final snap at home
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Next person who pisses me off is getting picked for popcorn reading after me
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5 years
Can’t sit at your own table, where are you sitting?
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5 years
For everyone asking for a wallpaper of me, here you go! Credit to @_bentweets
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7 years
Still the best vine of all time 🐐
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4 years
Following Billy Tibbetts on Instagram seems like a good idea until he posts 400 stories a day with only one memorable quote the middle of it
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
@Wendys they can’t even read
@McDonalds
McDonald's
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@jamesmac58 Thanks for the love, Jimmy! We always knew you had great taste.
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Hey everyone, life can be tough sometimes. But remember, through the Fire and the Flames we carry on ✊🏼
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Jimmy The Saint
7 years
Dribbles opening will be a game changer
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Jimmy The Saint
2 years
Played with a little hamster dude tonight :)
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5 years
Bagel Bites are just so much better than Pizza Rolls and I refuse to let people try to defend Pizza Rolls
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Today marks a special day for me. I successfully used a pen until it ran out of ink without losing it
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
1 year
Monday again, new week with new opportunities 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
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4 years
I’ll say it, romantic comedies are an elite movie genre
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2 years
Got to the gym and not only are my AirPod pros dead, but my welfare pods (regular AirPods) are also dead. God saw I started taking creatine and is trying to do anything he can to slow me down
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Supposed to get a physical every year? I haven’t been to the doctor since sophomore year of high school. Did I mention that I PHYSICALLY feel great? A doctor’s approval is a waste of time I know I’m straight
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
If you’re in ghost mode that’s one thing, but people who go on and off the snap map are sketchy and not to be trusted
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Jimmy The Saint
3 months
hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.
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Jimmy The Saint
4 years
Twitter, do ya thang
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Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Hey @lincqt who just got a haircut and is looking really handsome?
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5 years
So I had to write an essay about how everyday activities we do are harmful to the environment for my Anthropology class, yet we had to print it out and pass it in instead of turning it in online. The irony is insane
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Jimmy The Saint
1 year
Derrick White for the win!!!!
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Jimmy The Saint
8 years
Whenever I send a shower selfie people think I'm high. No sorry I'm just a freaking weirdo
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@JimsNotions
Jimmy The Saint
5 years
Not to brag guys, but I just got on a skateboard for the first time in years and busted out a few mean ollies so this summer might be dangerous for you posers at the skate park 👀😈
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Jimmy The Saint
3 years
Thinking about when I had to review somebody’s Econ paper last year and he wrote a sentence in all caps for emphasis. Junior in college.
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