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The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

Not a good advert for housewives who want “extras”.

For those complaining about the weather at the moment it could be worse, the cruise ship I’m on couldn’t dock in the Bahamas today because of the wind and now we have to go to Turks & Caicos instead. Think on.

Nick The Lounge Singer Sings Star Wars Theme - SNL https://t.co/STdcUbIJMr via @YouTube

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#corriedale David Platt

Kev will be coining it in with his breakdown vehicle, where there’s tragedy there’s trade. #corriedale

Shooting Stars was sensational 😂👏

WTF After Eights?! It’s a good job Christmas is over or it would have been ruined.

Today was the first time this year I’ve seen someone trying to sell £10s worth of shop bought chocolate bars in an elaborately decorated shoe box for £45 on the local Facebook group. I guess those entrepreneurs from previous years have all retired to Dubai.

What a great win for Liverpool FC and the supporters of Liverpool FC.

Guess he thought the Taj Mahal was too cliche. What a fucking wet wipe.

BILL MURRAY as 'Nick the lounge singer' sings Star Wars on Saturday Night Live, in 1978.

It was much better when everyone was scared to go to Football because of fear of getting their heads kicked in, Now look at what's happened

Quansah got 45 minutes at Ipswich before Slot decided he wasn’t good enough.

They all got the memo for the turn ups, socks and shoes. #totp

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Evening.

A Hull City fan got to her seat yesterday and had this letter waiting for her. Amazing touch by the manager and the club! 👏👏