Jewerstein
@Jewerstein
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Seth Rogen talks shit about politicians, smokes weed, and makes vases. Seth Rogen is a high school art teacher.
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All those peeps on FB dont have bdays today. They were just too lazy to click 2 buttons when setting up their accounts. #themoreyouknow
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Not following the news and then seeing memes that Trump blew Bill Clinton is why it’s called Sunday Funday.
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When you rewatch Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and actually see this part.
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TACO = Trump Always Chicks Out BURRITO = Bro U R Really Into Taunting Orangeman
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The only one drunker than the person who invented chicken fried steak is the person who named it.
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Wait, are there things living in your brain that are paying rent?
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I screamed through the night til I was red in the face. I pissed and shit myself several times. I slept like a baby.
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When boobs are called fake now I don’t even know if they mean implants or AI.
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Do people who post pics of their kids with emojis covering their faces know they could just not post the fucking pics to begin with?
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“I’m freezing my eggs” now means you’re either investing in a future family or a future breakfast.
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The moron in the Mcdonald’s line taking 15 minutes to order a Big Mac.
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My favorite Taylor Swift album is still “Shitting With The Door Open”.
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A horror movie where a creepy version of “All I Want For Christmas” starts playing and then everyone’s Spotify Wrapped appears.
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When you rewatch Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and actually see this part.
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Teamwork makes the dream work, especially if your dream is to have an orgy.
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