Jewel Staite
@JewelStaite
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I like routine, predictability, and living a non-stressful existence, which is why I’ve chosen the film industry
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One of my special skills is telling a story and realizing no one’s that interested in hearing it and then just telling it anyway
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Imagine how excited this actor was when he got the call to play such an iconic part. And then imagine having people start a petition against it. God, the internet is full of entitled shits. Can we stop with the petitions already? If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Get a life.
DC fans launch multiple petitions against Robert Pattinson playing Batman
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My mother’s over and just announced that she brought her own salt shaker because she “can’t stand” mine, happy holidays!
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My family has only just now discovered that Firefly is on Disney+ which means they’ve only just now discovered that I am a Disney Princess by default, I don’t make the rules, I am basically Ariel now
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Jason, it’s not an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure. 👋🏻
@JewelStaite
No longer a fan.I used to be until you ended up becoming a liberal puppet. Keep being a sheep with your facemask. We will keep moving on with life in the real world.
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THERE WERE TEN SEASONS OF FIREFLY
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Look mom I’ve made it onto pretty older women
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I finally looked at that social media insights thing and noticed I‘ve been losing male followers whenever I post anything about my husband. Which is hilarious cuz like… was THAT the point where you realized we weren’t going to end up together so you might as well unfollow..? 😂
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I keep getting different versions of “I used to have a crush on you but now I don’t” because of my posts lately. Like...? oh no! I don’t turn the racists on anymore!
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My 4.5 year old said, “Guess what?” And I said, “Chicken butt” and he stared at me and then laughed so hard, he fell over. Literally cried laughing. I feel like a goddamn hero.
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Disney buying Fox has resurged the whole people asking me if there will be a season 2 of Firefly, but all I’m thinking is that this finally makes me a Disney princess sort of 💃🏻
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Wore my mask at the grocery store and a person not wearing one rolled their eyes at me. As if they want to play that game with me. My eye roll is LEGENDARY, FRIENDO
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Oh man this one’s good: one guy told me he was unfollowing me and then said, “I never liked your music anyway.” WRONG JEWEL, YA DINGUS!
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I don’t want anyone to die on Game of Thrones anymore so I’m pretending last night was the finale, loved it, amazing job, guys.
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My phone just autocorrected reservations to reavers and I’ve never been so proud.
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There’s always some random dude whining on my Instagram about how I don’t look the same as I did on a show that aired over 15 years ago.
1. I look different with every character I play
2. People age
3. I love the way I look
4. Bye 👋🏻
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I’m away and my husband is going to a space-themed Halloween party tonight. This is what he chose. Possibly my favourite thing he’s ever done. And that’s saying a lot.
#cantstopthesignal
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Just crossed the border and the border guard looked all serious and then put his chin in his hand and said wistfully, “I loved Firefly. I love you.” Man, if that doesn’t warm my jaded little heart ♥️
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Not allowed to say what I’m working on, but my outfit’s so tight I have to wear my sound pack on my inside thigh. And before anyone says it, yes I finally have something twixt my nethers that’s run on batteries blah blah blah and scene.
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To the guy who keeps ordering cameo videos asking me to show my feet: I ain’t that broke.
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I dropped a knife on my toe while cooking dinner and now my toddler’s running around the house yelling, “oh fuck” so it’s been a great Monday
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I told my husband I was way faster at emptying the dishwasher than him and he said, “haha no you’re not! Watch this!”
That was too easy.
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Raising a glass to Unification Day. 17 years ago today Firefly premiered and here we are tonight in Cincinnati about to meet some Browncoats over the weekend. Very proud to be a part of the legacy. And obviously, you
#cantstopthesignal
baby!!!
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When someone I don’t know tells me they’re unfollowing me on social media because of my social and political beliefs 🤷♀️
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I met a fellow mom who told me all about how Covid is a hoax and then, conspiratorially, that “most people in the entertainment industry are Satan worshippers, you know,” and I can’t be sure you guys, but I don’t think she’s seen Firefly?
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So my kid asked me where my “ooterus” was. Then he wanted to know how the baby comes out of it. I told him the ways it happens, and then exactly where I pushed him out of. He looked at me with complete shock and horror and said, “Are you okay????”
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I saw someone buy kale chips at a movie theatre concession last night. Hug your loved ones a little tighter this Christmas. There’s a lotta sadness in the world.
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I don’t want to hear anyone say they haven’t gotten around to watching Firefly yet. You are out of excuses.
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Hate when books that have been made into movies get republished with the actors on the front. Please stop doing this, it takes the joy out of imagining what the leading character looks like in my head (Me. They are always played by me)
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Parents: I have an idea. What if WHAT IF we did away with goodie bags at kids birthday parties? Why do we need more shit and more candy? Can’t we just have a good time and eat cake and not worry about filling 20 tiny bags full of trinkets? Also open bar k I’m done
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If guys could stop mansplaining to me what sexual harassment "is", that'd be fucking great.
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Quarantine status: Charlie made margaritas and then our four year old took this weirdly perfect and kind of intimate picture of us in our family room
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It baffles me when women come down on me for supporting a charity like Planned Parenthood. Don’t you want the right to choose what happens with your body? And how can you not want that for other women?
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I like when one of my friends tells me they’ve just started watching Firefly. It’s like whoa don’t rush or anything.
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Four years married today. Happy anniversary, love of my life ❤️
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While getting ready for school, I watched my sweet son put his boots on, furrow his brow, take a boot off and give it a shake to let a rock out, and then slowly and gently pick up the rock and put it in my boot.
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My hero used to be Ariel. Now it’s Morticia. What’s that say? Happy Halloween, twitterverse 🎃
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One time
@NathanFillion
made me try out his new virtual reality gizmo at his house. He asked me if I could “feel the breeze” while I had the goggles on. I said, “My god… I think I actually can!” He was holding a fan on my face the entire time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAP ❤️
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Had some unfollows over the last week after speaking out against the attack on the Capitol. So I guess you could say that that particular swamp *ahem* drained itself 😎
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Uh. I’m triggered.
You get to revive one cancelled or finished tv series for one more season. Which series do you choose?
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This week I’ve been called a plethora of things, such as a “liberal zombie”, “Hollywood elite” (ooo that one stings), and of course had the forever popular suggestion to “shut up and stick to acting” so I’ll just leave this here for the collective troll academy 😘
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Every April Fool’s, somebody’s gotta make the Firefly season 2 joke. TOO GODDAMN SOON
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To the fabulous cast and hard working crew of Supernatural: Congrats on 15 incredible seasons. I was so happy to be a tiny part of it and am in awe of your legacy and your superpower fanbase full of fierce, loving, and welcoming people. Legends, all of you. ❤️
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Omg
@NathanFillion
I am freaking out,
@kelly_clarkson
just used your face as a gif, it has finally happened, you are FAMOUS!!!
The greatest thing by far that happened to me tonight was being asked to move because some guy thought I was a seat filler at the ACM’s tonight 🤣😂
#CantWinEmAll
💁🏼♀️ literally, it made my night because he was so serious, and I just politely said no hahaha!!
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Got to my car in the grocery store parking lot and found this on my windshield. Had a slight panic mixed with huge ego boost until I saw the number and it was Charlie’s. I like how he tried to really throw me with the coffee thing.
My own husband stalked me today. I love him.
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Not everyone is going to like you and that’s okay. Just remember that they’re probably stupid. ❤️
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When the crew on set has a sense of humour and gives your character a shiny license plate... Awww!
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Whenever my kid watches an animated movie lately, I’m like “weird, that sounds like a creepy
@AlanTudyk
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My 7 year old is in his first play. On the way to rehearsal, I saw he was leaving his script at home, so I said, “Don’t forget this!” And he looked me up and down and said, “… I’m off book.”
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I found some leftover Christmas chocolate and I’m hiding in the pantry while eating it so I don’t have to share it with my child. This is who I am, deep down.
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Well guys I’ve held out this long, but it happened. I used Santa not coming as a threat.
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
This officially confirms Disney princess status, henceforth please refer to Kaylee only by her formal title
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I deleted my last tweet cuz I felt bad and also cuz I found out my mom follows me, hi mom you look great today
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Charlie went to put one of our outdoor plants in the garage and I said, “What are you doing?! It’ll die!” And he said, “… It’s fake. It’s a fake plant. Wait. Have you been watering this?”
For three years. It was the only plant I was successfully keeping alive.
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Just walked by a dead squished slug.
Me: “Aww. I hope he had a good life.”
Four year old: “Well, I know he had a bad day.”
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What Firefly rumours feel like:
"Hey that guy who broke your heart--are you getting back together? No? Cool, I'll ask again in 6 months."
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Just in case you were thinking of dropping this joke yet again today and I have to answer questions about this rumour a hundred times..
#AprilFoolsDay
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I was pushing my son on a swing and he told me to push him as high as possible and so I did and then he went, “Whoa! Chill, girlfriend!”
Honestly, 5 is my favourite age so far. I cannot get enough.
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Started on a show and told my 3 year old I had to go to work.
Me: “Do you remember what Mommy does for work?”
Him: “Audition!”
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Firefly fans: if ever you’re worried about whether the signal has been stopped, please know that Sean Maher and I are currently trading zit cream recommendations to deal with our mask breakouts.
@Sean_M_Maher
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Overheard my son and another little kid arguing in the playground about who was better at math. Then my son said, “Well, I know we’re both better at it than my mom. When she does math, she starts crying.”
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Finally watched the Mandalorian. Blown away by all, but mostly shocked at my crush on a man I can’t even see most of the time, a little green guy who doesn’t talk and still makes me cry, and
@kateesackhoff
kicking ass and rattling off those speeches like it was easy. Damn. LOVED!
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Before I had kids, I thought the greatest skill a parent could have was patience. Now I realize it’s bribery and hostage negotiating. Cheers!
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This is me acting like an idiot just so I could hear Ron Glass laugh.
He was the kind of person…
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My son crawled into bed with us in the middle of the night which was quite cuddly and lovely until he started talking in his sleep and said, “Look at all the ghosts in here!” and does anyone know a good realtor
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I got some scary DMs because I posted this. And it made me angry. Not because of the harassment- I can take that. But because this is exactly why survivors are afraid to come forward.
Believe women. And if you harass me for believing and supporting women, I will report you 😄👍🏻
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Well. This signal clearly cannot be stopped. 😘
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Just thinking about how my kid, and so many kids, have been cooperative (and resilient) as hell throughout this whole thing.
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Our local church in my small town hung a Pride flag that was defaced. They hung another and that one was defaced, too. So the high school kids went over and drew rainbows and messages of inclusion all over the sidewalk out front. The next generation is not taking any BS. ❤️🌈
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This came up in my phone memories today. That time I had to go away for work and miss a Halloween party and my husband dressed up like this and no one at the party knew who he was supposed to be
#cantstopthesignal
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No matter what I tweet, someone’s always insane and ends up getting blocked. Seriously, I could say “I love kittens!” and someone would say “what do you have against dogs, you fucking monster?!” I can’t win
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When your 3 year old asks you to take “fancy sloth” to a convention... Thank you so much, Cincinnati! Love you guys 💞
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My kid: “So… like.. do we just do chores every day and every day until we die?”
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If you were just on a flight and saw me watching Avengers: Endgame and uncontrollably weeping, that wasn’t me.
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Anyone else’s cat stand there and watch while you clean out their litter box like, “Yeah, that’s right, bitch” ?
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My son’s favourite yogurt changed its packaging so now he thinks he doesn’t like it. I haven’t been this pissed since Netflix took Moana off.
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I love my Captain.
Has it really been 15 years since a little sci fi show that couldn’t, did? I would be hard…
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Five year old woke up screaming because there was a spider dangling over his bed. Then more screaming because “don’t kill it!” And then tears because “I miss my spider friend!”
Kids are a wild ride, man.
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My son’s 6. He’s been sneaking into our bed in the middle of the night since we got rid of his crib. We have tried everything. Nothing has worked. I dream of a good night’s sleep. If someone tells me to enjoy these moments, I may strangle you. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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People self-quarantining without kids: oh you’re bored, getting to lie around reading books and watching WHATEVER YOU WANT on TV?
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My kid caught me eating a cookie in the pantry and asked me if he could have a bite and the meanest lie I’ve ever told was, “sorry, adults only, there’s booze in it”
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Wilder Cathcart Ritchie, born at 1:55am December 9 at almost 9 lbs! He's feisty, strong-willed, and totally adorable
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Nothing more sobering than someone in your circle of friends testing positive for COVID. A lot of people here in BC think we’re out of the woods. We’re not. Stay vigilant. Make smart decisions. Wear a mask. Wash your hands. And DONT GO TO PARTIES FFS
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Just got (rudely) reprimanded by a flight attendant on United for FaceTiming goodbye to my toddler while we were still on the ground and still boarding. “Because another passenger could sue for appearing in your video.” Ok so that’s the dumbest.
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