Jess Sietsema
@JessSietsema
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I grew up in Southeast Texas. Living the dream in small town MT. Pastor's wife, mom, pension geek.
Joined March 2012
Listening to @MichaelBerrySho on @iHeartRadio. I keep having to mute my stream because of that e.l.f. Commercial that runs every 5 seconds. Ugh
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This popped up in my morning playlist today. Seems apropos. (Also, happy 34th, @macpowell. I know I’m a little early)
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“I’m so sorry, sir. I just wanted to play. She wagged her tail at me so I thought she was friendly.”
🐷: I'm not trapped inside here with you you're trapped inside here with me
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You might be a Christian if… Your exclamation for the season is, “O Holy Night.”
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For many years, the 4th grade class at our elementary school has performed as a wax museum of notable Montanans as their year-end project. Our youngest had a hard time choosing who to do his report on. I did some research on MT comedians and gave him a list. He chose Bud Luckey.
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Wrong Wordle guess band name of the day: Feral Grime Tuner #WordleBandName
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What if your Wordle wrong guesses were a band name? Today my band name is Plain Liver Doily. #WordleBandName
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Ever get the feeling you’re being watched‽ (6 👁️s watching me eat elevensies)
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They did this across the hall from the oldest’s door last night after I went to bed. I totally forgot until 4:30 when I walked by, and he scared me to death. I also found this weird note. Strange things are afoot. Still not sure why Kermie is being used for nefarious purposes.
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Thank you, @ASPPA! I need one, and your email made me laugh (which I also needed!) https://t.co/aqxD4caxXl
#TPA #Form5500
asppa-net.org
If you work with TPAs—third party administrators—you might want to avoid bugging them today.
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I called back 45 minutes later, blamed my brain for being insane right now, and accepted the invitation. 😬
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I’m thinking about writing a book called, “How to be socially awkward in almost every situation.” Chapter 1: Anxiously answering the unexpected phone call & invitation, bumbling through it, & awkwardly ending it.
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