Well done Flyin’ Ryan. You may now be in different colours, but I still love what you do. #AFLSaintsPies

Karoline Leavitt: "We're moving on from [the Epstein files]." The rest of the world: "No--we're not. Ever."

Americans having a sad because they can’t understand Bad Bunny. Well we can’t understand what most American rappers are saying, but you don’t hear us complaining. #SuperBowl

Only two people have ever accepted a second-hand Nobel Prize as a gift. One of them was Joseph Goebbels.

I’m starting to feel a little ripped off by the Perth Test. #Ashes

I’m curious, should the Aussie cricket media and other notables be complaining about the MCG pitch if Australia won? #TheAshes

At last Boxing Day Eve is done and now we can get on with the good stuff #Ashes

C’mon Adelaide, let that sun shine #Ashes

A GoFundMe set up for Ahmed el-Ahmed, the man who tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi shooters, has raised more than $240,000, with a US billionaire contributing a near- six-figure sum. Ahmed el-Ahmed has been identified as the man who heroically stepped in to disarm one of

Well done @Transperth, great planning in shutting down the train line between Perth and Cannington on Sunday night, when thousands of people will be trying to get home from Strummingbird.

The only thing I like about Taylor Swifts new album…………I’m still thinking………..the photoshoot for it looks fantastic.

If you were taking a shot every time a commentator said Pendlebury, you’d be in hospital with alcohol poisoning #AFLFinals

Hey Dunstall, why would Swallow have headed back down south, he’s from Perth @FOXFOOTY #AFLFinals

It wouldn’t be finals if there wasn’t some kind of drama. #AFLCatsLions

I’d love to know if the commentators would be having a cry if it was Cats getting these free kicks #AFLLionsCats

I’m not a Port supporter, but the AFL and their umps can go get… #GCnepobabies #AFLPortSuns

I would love the option to mute the commentators and just have the noise of the game and crowd. #AFLCrowsPies

I don’t support either side but these umps are screwing over the Crows. #AFLCrowsPies

To the Eagles members that didn’t turn up today, regardless of how the season has gone, don’t ever talk about 2018 again if you couldn’t bother to come and farewell Gov and Sheed. #AFLEaglesCrows

Bailey Smith was hotter when he played for Bulldogs #AFLNorthCats