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@JenDGerdes

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👷‍♀️ Engineer turned Tea Mistress 🫖 Wife of @teachermangerd 💜 Cat Mom to @ChaiGerdes 🐈 Chronically Awesome 🦓 Views are my own, etm.

South Carolina, USA
Joined August 2011
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@JenDGerdes
Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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My passive aggressiveness worked! He’s actually getting off earlier than expected now. Woot!
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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My petty ass just pointed out that it will reflect poorly on his employer, who hired me as their event planner, if I show up late and angry to put the final touches on the event site and check in the vendors.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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If he takes the shift, tomorrow is going to be so fucking miserable. He’s going to get hot and sweaty, then lose his temper before we leave the house. Then he’s going to show his ass at the event because of the stress of running late, which we definitely will be.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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Well, he said he *might* have to work a double shift. That’s just a word he snuck in there to see how pissed i would be. I just let him know that if he can’t help today, he will be up extremely early after a late night honoring his commitment to me.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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Dammit. I was counting on my husband getting off work around 2:00 pm. I need his help loading the car for an event tomorrow, as I am just not strong enough. He was also supposed to go pick up honey and visit the bank. He just texted me that he has to work a double. I’m screwed.
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@atrupar
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Trump at a 9/11 commemoration
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@FordJohnathan5
Ford News
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS During the 9/11 ceremony Trump was falling asleep. Also while relaxing his face started to droop on one side. This is a significant sign from someone who has recently had a stroke. The man is not medically well. 🚨 https://t.co/iX1fYysYTt
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Can’t stop thinking about how fucked up it is that I had to get our cat designated as an emotional support animal to thwart my in-laws attempt to prevent us from adopting a pet. We, as grown adults, have been hiding Chai from them for over a month.
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@JenDGerdes
Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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Meanwhile in South Carolina…
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@luckytran
Dr. Lucky Tran
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The Virginia Department of Health has issued a standing order so that people can get the COVID vaccine without a prescription. You can print out the order here: https://t.co/LsrPbDqvCq
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@ChaiGerdes
Spicy Chai
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Ha ha ha! Mom totally fell for the belly trap and I even got some bunny kicks in. It’s almost too easy!
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@ChaiGerdes
Spicy Chai
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As of Mom’s psychiatrist appointment today, I am officially an emotional support animal!
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@keetmuise
Keith
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Remember when we ended polio and got measles under control by simply eating healthy, exercising, and taking vitamins? Nope. That didn’t happen. Vaccines gave us the privileges of low infant mortality, long life expectancy, and better quality of life, be grateful.
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It’s so fucked up that we need a doctor’s note in order for his parents to “allow” us to have a cat. This kind of bullshit is why I’ve been low key no contact with them for months. But there’s no getting out of my husband’s birthday dinner.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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Heading to husband’s birthday dinner with his family. We still haven’t told them we adopted a cat, which they were very against us doing. I see my psychiatrist tomorrow and will be getting an “emotional support animal” letter.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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I think this deserves its own tweet. FUCK RFK JR!
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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Just received a message that my NP is out of the office this week. This is a perfect example of a barrier to receiving the vaccine. Now I have to wait until my appointment next week to get my prescription.
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Tea Mistress Jen 🫖
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The noisy “vaccine choice” people have taken away my choice to walk into a pharmacy and get a vaccine I need. FUCK RFK JR. FUCK TRUMP for appointing him. FUCK CONGRESS for confirming him. FUCK SOUTH CAROLINA for restricting access to a safe and effective vaccine.
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@rx0rcist
Savannah (she/her)
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Can @yourscpha voice their support for South Carolina pharmacists to be able to give the 2025-2026 Covid vaccine without all this bureaucratic bullshit? SC has been giving updated vaccines to adults for a week now without an Rx. This was sent at 2:32pm today. This is absurd.
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If only we could be so lucky in South Carolina.
@luckytran
Dr. Lucky Tran
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BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.
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I love South Carolina in general, but hate our politics sometimes. I just found out that I need a prescription to get a COVID vaccine. I’m high risk and rely a lot on herd immunity, which will be practically nonexistent with this new requirement.
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