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@Jelialcarry
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23, The Blood God (employed 🗿)
London, England
Joined March 2021
My gf who wants to drown, beat, and consume me <3
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you people are so insufferable. the post was clearly a joke. why do you think we both posted the exact same thing…nothing on our accounts are us actually being serious. god forbid we joke on this app.
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What happened to always having respect for one another 🗿
I wanna add onto this topic I did Bro is 23yr claims he "has a job" with "employed" I'm sorry you are flat ass lying to yourself no one with a job is putting "employed" who you lying to? Yourself? No one who is employed is dealing with a 30+ hour call + is ok with spam texts.
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Hi everyone, thanks for all your enthusiasm on the previous X’eet, some of you are too funny. I’m seeing her in a few days and am super excited 😼
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My girlfriend is not allowed to think without my permission, how dare she have a fucking thought.
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Maybe we should have jam time in the bathtub so we can slip n slide 👽🥴
@Jelialcarry you’re so hot i can’t wait for our jam time and to be seasoned in a boiling hot bath tub 🤤🤤
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i love my gf so much i want to boil her in chilli oil, gnaw up her hair, crunch on her bones, and bathe in her remains until her essence marinates into my soul.
i love my bf so much i want to crawl into his skin, chew on his organs, drink his blood, and then eventually merge into one entity
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Just found out my girlfriend might be predominantly French and I’ve been lied to the entire time.
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Hanwha Life Esports’ ‘Peanut’ Wangho Han has turned the final page of his remarkable career and will be concluding his journey as a professional player. On countless stages, Peanut made swift, fearless decisions and led his team with unmatched passion. He has always been our
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If I speak I am in big trouble.
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I can’t wait to teach my girlfriend league of legends, then we’re going to have three children and they’re going to learn too so that we can have a whole flex team at home.
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Heard the governments gonna shut down again in Jan, at least I don’t need to make up an excuse for my gfs absence when she’s detained in my closet <3
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