Jeff Strand 🍅
@JeffStrand
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Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. https://t.co/HwuOPfHILU
Duluth, MN
Joined November 2008
Critics say YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is "a great big warm hug for your soul." Pre-order the feel-good book of the summer today!
amazon.com
It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling...
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Technology is advancing so rapidly that it won't be long before human-passing androids show up at my home, offering to review my books for their 2000+ followers for $199.
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Even I must acknowledge that the black licorice thing has gotten out of control.
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Look, Trump being a pedophile does NOT make him a bad president, okay? It’s the incompetence, ignorance, corruption, and temperament that make him a bad president. Along with him being a pedophile.
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I was surprised to see this picture pop up in my Facebook memories, because it actually looks like I'm having fun being on a panel. In 99% of my pictures, regardless of my true mood, it looks like I'm in the midst of a dark night of the soul.
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MY AGENT[Fielding an offer for the audiobook rights to Your Body Will Never Be Found]: They want to know if there are any triggers regarding the kids in the book. ME: Ummm. you'll want to tell them "extreme.".
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YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND: [Gets a bunch of great reviews.]. ME: I should share the bad one on social media!.
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One of Ghislaine Maxwell's demands for testifying in front of Congress; AKA the "We Need To Make Sure We Have Our Story Straight" clause.
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This book was 100% human-written. No AI program could come up with something as deranged as Chapter 18.
amazon.com
It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling...
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I have no objections to a review that says "I fucking love Jeff Strand! The world is a better place with Strand in it."
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RIP Tom Lehrer. He'll be Poisoning Pigeons in the Park in heaven now.
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The book I'm working on now is less f**ked up than YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND, but still sufficiently f**ked up.
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I understand Trump's anger and frustration. Typically, when you have people killed, they cease being a problem.
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Walt's Corner on YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND.
basilweb.net
Jeff Strand, Bram Stoker and Splatterpunk award winning author, has released his most depraved novel yet – YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND. Said to have been written in the vein of PRESSURE, MY PRET…
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