Jeff Strand 🍅
@JeffStrand
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Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. https://t.co/HwuOPfHILU
Duluth, MN
Joined November 2008
Critics say YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is "a great big warm hug for your soul." Pre-order the feel-good book of the summer today!
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It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling...
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Still on the shelves, for the naughty kids on your holiday shopping list!
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It's Bridgett Nelson's 50th birthday today!!! No need to shower her with gifts...just buy her novel KARMA for yourself!
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Today I launched my new weekly Patreon serial for subscribers at the "Dance, Monkey, Dance!" level and above! https://t.co/eCBvvCZPNI
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Reminder: if KARMA gets a bestseller ribbon in any Amazon category, I have promised to wear a giant hot dog suit and post videos galore of my grim humiliation and resentment.
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Showing off my new Wicked House hoodie and Thunderstorm edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND!
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Today is your LAST CHANCE to pre-order the Kindle edition of Bridgett Nelson's novel KARMA! Starting tomorrow, you'll just have to regular order it, and that's weak sauce.
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PEACE PRESIDENT. 🕊️ @FIFAWorldCup President Gianni Infantino awards President Donald J. Trump the inaugural 2025 FIFA Peace Prize, dedicated to an individual who achieved exceptional and extraordinary action to promote peace and unity around the world. 🇺🇸
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Caleb took $10,000 to drive a stranger’s car across the country. His job? Create an alibi for the stranger, whose phone was in the glove compartment. His warning? Don’t look in the trunk. Caleb looked in the trunk. Weekly chapters begin December 10th! https://t.co/eCBvvCZPNI
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Say it with me, fellow old people: How the hell is it December already?
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Whether you’re having turkey, tofurkey, turducken, lasagna, hot dogs, or kale with sprouts, happy Thanksgiving!!!
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It's been a while since my last newsletter, but the dry spell ends soon! This time, the brand-new story is "The Bidet That Sprayed Acid Instead of Water, And How It Negatively Impacted One's Family's Happiness." Subscribe now!
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WHITE NOISE PRESS - THE CHAPBOOKS is available now! I did two chapbooks with them, the double-sided FUNNY STORIES OF SCARY SEX (with "Sex Potion #147" and "Werewolf Porno"), and BAD BRATWURST, and it's all here, with much, much more!
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White Noise Press - The Chapbooks is an anthology of 21 original short stories first published by White Noise Press as limited edition, signed and numbered chapbooks. This edition is fully illustra...
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No, Microsoft Word, “jumbuck” is most certainly not what I meant.
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Bridgett Nelson's newest--and best!--book comes out December 9th! But you can be an early adopter of this splatterpunk revenge thriller by pre-ordering the Kindle edition! https://t.co/dPUhnqDMoA
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