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My car got stuck in the snow before the game & a nice guy named Dave help pull me out without knowing I was a player. I want to give him tickets to the AFC championship game for helping but don’t have a way to contact him. He drove a 97 or 98 Black Suburban. Pls RT
#ChiefsKingdom
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Update: Despite the recent influx in people changing their name to Dave in the KC area lol, I was actually able to track down the Dave that helped me thanks to the power of social media and
#ChiefsKindgom
. Thanks for your kindness
My car got stuck in the snow before the game & a nice guy named Dave help pull me out without knowing I was a player. I want to give him tickets to the AFC championship game for helping but don’t have a way to contact him. He drove a 97 or 98 Black Suburban. Pls RT
#ChiefsKingdom
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Well it’s time to talk
iCYMI: Talk to me when when he has 33% of my Super Bowl Titles
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After tonight Pat Mahomes will have accomplished
-5,000+yards/50 TD’s in a single season
- League MVP
- Hosted 2 home AFC championship games
-Won a SB and SB MVP
All In his first 3 years!!
We’ve never seen anything like this
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I’m sure he interviewed poorly that’s why he isn’t a Head Coach... yeah that’s it. Love you EB you’ll get what you deserve one day smh
Chiefs OC Eric Bienemy had plenty to say after his offense rallied to win the Super Bowl
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They f’d up and gave Pat a taste of a championship he might mess around and win 10 more lol
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Every team should be on the phone trying to steal all of the Texans players. Might be able to get JJ Watt for some toilet paper
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I don’t think I’ve ever played with someone that loves the game of football as much as Eric Berry. Great teammate and leader.
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To all those Eric Fisher haters do you see his vaule now?
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Nipsey Hussle is doing positive stuff in the community and someone decided to gun him down, man stuff like this really pisses me off smh. Praying for Nipsey 🙏🏾
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AB just disrupted a system that’s designed for us to contractually lose in. If you hate it then hate what the other side does everyday
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Skip Shut up and enjoy the ride
Patrick Mahomes, runaway NFL MVP, lost twice to Tom Brady this season. Brady threw for 182 yards in the 4th q vs KC at home and completed three straight 3rd-and-10s in overtime to keep Mahomes from even touching the football in KC two weeks ago.
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This is why Nipsey wasn’t just a “rapper” he was really teaching us
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Each year Travis Kelce proves he’s the beat TE in the game and the national media somehow makes it a debate. Been this way the last 5 years
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I’ve been saving this for the right moment because I didn’t want to jinx anything. For the people that wondered why I hadn’t resigned with the Chiefs or any other team after being released back in October here’s why. My ultimate prediction
#CheckTheStamp
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Along with free air and water, you guys are so generous
The NCAA provides free wi-fi to student-athletes at all of the team hotels during the DI men's basketball championship.
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When the Chiefs win the Super Bowl you won’t remember the week 5 loss against Oakland
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Was Kittle in the playoffs? Asking for a friend
No TE came close to Travis Kelce in the playoffs.
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He under threw him 🤣
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Chiefs got Ingram for a Netflix subscription. Pay that man
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He doesn’t have to pass out candy. It’s his home, respect his privacy weirdo
Khalil Mack didn't hand out candy to kids during Halloween.
Instead, he hired a guard to say that his house is "not doing Halloween"
What a bad look.
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I use to dream to block for Aaron Rodgers and God blessed me with Patrick Mahomes before retiring. Thank you God 🙏
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Blown away by the love that the entire
@Chiefs
organization has always shown me. World Class organization.... World Champs 🔥
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They said Tom Brady saw those gas prices and unretired 😂😂
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In the words of
@TerezPaylor
that was a over my dead body game for Patrick Mahomes. Miss you brother, I know you’re looking down smiling
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Maybe some guys didn’t know how to spell Patrick Mahomes
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The MVP this year will be Russell Wilson regardless of what happens against Watson and Jackson but the best player in football is Patrick Mahomes. I said what I said 🤷🏾♂️
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Definitely ran it back... no playoffs again=goal accomplished
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*Husband of Julie Ertz comes to watch her play in the World Cup during his off time. Fixed it
Eagles tight end Zach Ertz leaves training camp to watch wife in World Cup
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McKinnon has really made this offense even more frightening
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Eli Apple has to delete every social media platform it’s the only option.
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No one has more TD’s that didn’t count than Tyreek Hill in the history of the NFL
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Give Paul George and Kawhi the same energy y’all give LeBron
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Hate is taught, therefore it’s a learned behavior. We’re all born to love
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Well didn’t expect this one but it was a pleasure!
#ChiefsKingdom
CB Morris Claiborne has returned to the active roster.
G Jeff Allen has been released.
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Cut this lady off by accident yesterday, she pulls on the side of me at a red light and gives me the double bird. It caught me off guard because she had to be at least 70, looked like Betty White 😂😂
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If you ever questioned why educators should be paid more (especially K-12), here’s a perfect example. They go above and beyond their job titles. What a great woman
Elementary school principal Dr. Belinda George reads books to her students over Facebook Live to ensure they have a bedtime story. In less than a year, reading scores at her school have improved.
@RehemaEllis
has the story.
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Love that Coach Reid and EB are making it their mission to get Mecole back into the game
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This is Justin Tucker’s fault. Blame him Baltimore
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs beefing with Justin Tucker, THE GREATEST KICKER OF ALL TIME?!?
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This worse than the Kahlil Mack trade
Florida Man Who Found $20K in Cash While Walking To Work Gifted With Bicycle From Police
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Are you not entertained 🔮
What if I told you that this team is going to make a run and be back in the SB?
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Someone from St Louis definitely wrote this article 😂😂
St. Louis is quickly becoming the barbecue capital of the Midwest.
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Quick reminder before the game starts today that Taylor Swift doesn’t ask for the cameras to show her 🤷🏽♂️
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We’re living in the current golden era of Chiefs football. This is the best Chiefs team of all time and it has some all time greats.
Best QB, WR, and possibly TE in team history all on the same offense 🤯
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Let’s boo a moment of unity, it’s never been about the anthem
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Some of the smartest dudes on Earth contrary to stereotypes 📝
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I screamed Home of the Chiefs at the end of the anthem and almost started a brawl 😂
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Let’s stop the debating on who the best QB in the league is.
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6 straight AFC West titles! This is the golden era, appreciate it.
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Does it bother you when you hold the door open for someone and they don’t even acknowledge you? Yeah me too
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Don’t worry we’ll still host the AFC title game in Arrowhead 😏
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If the Browns don’t make the Playoffs they’re just cursed
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The NFL is doing a great job with COVID and no one is really talking about it.
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They pay you for these Takes. Must be nice 😂
If Brady is gone, Joe Burrow just might be the best quarterback in the NFL.
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My kids wanted toast this morning but we ran out of sliced bread so I spilt hot dog buns, toasted them and renamed them toast sticks their minds were blown 🤯
#marketing
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I’m not here today to reason with racist. I’m not here to change their hearts and minds. I’m simply here to say.............Fuck you
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Can we sign a petition to bring this back
You just knew who was going to sling it the furthest... (1998 QB Challenge)
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Sounds like someone that isn’t really sorry. What an asshole
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What if I told you that there’s a guy that’s had the greatest 5 year start to an NFL career while only starting 4 of them. 4 straight AFC Championship appearances, 1SB, 1 MVP, and 1 SB MVP to name a few. I won’t even get into the Passing/TD stats
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At what?
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Lamar is great but don’t ever say he’s better than Pat again. Next time I hear that shiii
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The last two Defensive Coordinators to face the Chiefs don’t have jobs anymore. Them boys out here snatching souls
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The Chiefs are hosting the AFC championship game for the third straight season. Unbelievable
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Damn
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you gotta throw with your left behind the back now 🤷🏾♂️
NFL: We’ve never seen an in game pass as crazy as the Mahomes no looker!
AAF: Hold my beer
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Alex is turning around Washington’s season. I’m not surprised a bit
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My boy just different
@PatrickMahomes
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The Raiders about to get that ass whopping they deserve soon
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2024 Preseason AFC West Champs. That’s 10 straight years, an unprecedented run. 👏👏👏
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