I’ll just leave it here and let things be...

Fuck you #comex and your fake paper and empty vault.

Honey, would you mind trying this?

I literally spit my drink out on that first one. 😁😂

Even he couldn’t hold it https://t.co/NobOCrAiwj

420 69

Yup

https://t.co/Th4hIR8b1j

When your husband loves you so much that you don’t even need an enemy 😂🌿۔ Pure chaos, pure love, and peak relationship humor.

Alternative ending to Predator 1987

Comedian: "I got molested by like 5 people when I was growing up." Kill Tony: "Now's your chance Dr. Phil." ... Adam Ray (as Dr. Phil): "Who was your favorite?"

😗

https://t.co/EQnXp0YwRS

Monday

so it turns out 😂

This scene gets me every time.

He's got the girl and the car. Living the high life.

Boom! 💣

Lmao, she hated every second of the truth. https://t.co/5a56pAyeow

That kiss is a heart melter.