Hansel Castro Profile
Hansel Castro

@Jeanv999

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Hansel Castro is a Miami-based writer and cultural critic. Author of The Super Remixed Count of Monte Cristo, now on Amazon 😃

Miami, Fl
Joined June 2009
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@Jeanv999
Hansel Castro
19 days
In 1926, Agatha Christie came up with one of the most ingenious of literary devices for The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. Original? The exact same device was used in 1905, in the very first of Maurice Leblanc’s stories about Arsene Lupin, Gentleman Thief? https://t.co/b6XCbrz3MW
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Hansel Castro
19 days
In 1926, Agatha Christie came up with one of the most ingenious of literary devices for The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. Original? The exact same device was used in 1905, in the very first of Maurice Leblanc’s stories about Arsene Lupin, Gentleman Thief? https://t.co/b6XCbrz3MW
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In 1926, Agatha Christie came up with one of the most ingenious of literary devices for The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. Original? What if I said that the exact same device was used in the very first o

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Hansel Castro
21 days
Scott Adams was a keen observer of office spaces, the general idiocy of jargon, the petty tyranny of bosses ruling over cubicled underlings. Dilbert's eyes and mouth were left to the imagination, became a stand-in for anyone who’s stared at a clock during a soul-sucking meeting.
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Hansel Castro
21 days
Caliban's War and Abaddon's Gate, with their monstrous titular allusions, are two literate additions to James S. A. Corey's The Expanse saga. https://t.co/CbRUrrqDIs
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Hansel Castro
25 days
Andrew Lloyd Webber has flopped plenty- take Aspects of Love. Musically, it’s his most beautiful score, a beauty so genteel it sometimes falls into the realm of the soporific. The plot is doomed, though: In the '80s, it was too sexless- in the '20s, it's too "problematic."
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Hansel Castro
1 month
Hey, 'sup, Internet. I'm a few eps behind, so it's cool to keep quiet for a couple of days while I decide for myself if the Stranger Things finale is disappointing, or if the whole thing has been disappointing since they changed Nancy's haircut. Thanks in advance!
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Hansel Castro
1 month
Another awesome, unguessable, intricate Benoit Blanc mystery from Rian Johnson. "Wake Up Dead Man" nods to Agatha Christie, Dorothy L. Sayers, and especially John Dickson Carr, who has gone neglected for too long https://t.co/GjpnoSyfkE
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@FLFilmCritics
Florida Film Critics
2 months
BEST ANIMATED FILM Little Amélie or the Character of Rain Runner-up: 100 Meters
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Hansel Castro
2 months
Go read Part 2 of this Year's Binge-Worthy Award-Type Movies, or the plant gets it! No Other Choice! https://t.co/roIulxpIk9
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In 2–3 years, there will be no way to tell what’s real and what’s not
 and I have no idea how humanity will deal with this enormous problem.
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Florida Film Critics
2 months
We heard you're waiting for the Florida Film Critics Circle to announce our nominees. Well, it is finally time to reveal those.
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Hansel Castro
2 months
Detective Conan is the epitome of anime mystery, but Tantei Gakuen Q is up there as far as mind-twisting Japanese puzzles go. Several volumes in, and still my jaw drops.
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Hansel Castro
3 months
"Little Amélie, or the Character of Rain": the colorful tale of a toddler's epiphanic journey in Japan. Based on one of Amelie Nothomb's decidedly mature memoirs of her childhood https://t.co/Nn2pkDvGu4
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Hansel Castro
3 months
Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know loses coolness when you find out it’s about Uncle Joey from Full House. Similarly, Lily Allen’s West End Girl, her conceptual divorce album, is great 'til you find out it’s about...the Sheriff from Stranger Things? That ruins it. It’s not fair.
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Hansel Castro
3 months
Leviathan Wakes feels like Raymond Chandler and Arthur C. Clarke had a whiskey too many in a space port, wound up in a zero-g motel, and, some guilty months later, had an alien baby. (It’s space, it’s the future, those things happen all the time.)
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In The Expanse, (an already iconic, 8-volume sci-fi epic), humans can conquer the Solar System, but they can’t conquer their own murderous impulses. Neither can James S. A. Corey (a pseudonym for t

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Hansel Castro
3 months
Twisted, wicked fairy-tale remakes are not new, but #TheUglyStepsister manages to dust the ashes off Cinderella, making mordant comments on the beauty industry. Here, the “Ugly Stepsister” (Lea Myren) goes to some surgical extremes to get her chance at the charming prince đŸ€ź
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Hansel Castro
3 months
Lovely, Dark, and Deep is not that deep, but two out of three ain’t bad in this tale of a ranger ( #GeorginaCampbell ) exploring a lovely / dark park, trying to find her sister in an inhospitable vegetable maze rampant with ghosts. Moral: Leave our national parks to Yogi Bear.
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Hansel Castro
3 months
Although Self-Help nearly sprains its spine trying to be a “Halloween” movie, (cliched masks abound), it’s more about a girl (Kandry Bender) caught in a self-actualization cult (motto: “We’re not a cult!”). Also, her mom is dating the kinky cult leader! AWKWARDZ!
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Hansel Castro
3 months
Jay Duplass' The Baltimorons surprised me: The krayzy adventures of an improv actor and his dentist during a Baltimore Christmas Eve is the indie rom-com gem of the holiday season. https://t.co/ZKSZErHMaI
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